I don't tip baristas either. But maybe I have it backwards. I should put a tip jar on my desk. Every time I help someone, you know - do my fucking job, I can point to the tip jar. Tips are for people who add value above and beyond the standard expectation. Not for a $1 burger that they already spit in.
Why would I tip them? They aren't providing a service beyond what I can get from a vending machine.
I think McDonald's workers should be paid more, or at least be able to make tips. They work just as hard or harder than most restaurant workers so why can't they be tipped? I don't see a problem with them getting $9 instead of $7.
No one would fucking make you tip. Christ, some of you are such assholes. Starbucks baristas get tips for not doing shit. McDonalds doesn't let them put tip jars out. If they just did let them do that it would make a pretty big difference.
I bet you tip a bartender for getting you a beer though. Or a waiter who puts in an order and brings you your food. Oh, and the waiter asks how the food is. What a tough job. Do you tip your barber, your taxi driver? These people are just doing their job, but most of them expect to be tipped.
I don't necessarily disagree with you that most of these people don't really deserve tips for doing their job, but I don't see why there would be outrage if McDonald's workers had a tip jar. If you want to give them a dollar, give them a dollar, if you don't, fine. It's really no different from a lot of other jobs, it just has the negative stigma of being a fast food job, which are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to employment.