Fake Narratives Open Thread

[Joey]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I want Oregon to win just to read and listen to WoollyDoog's apoplectic ranting following the game.

Secretly, @DerekJohnson does, too.

No denying it will be a good win for Oregon if it happens

 

[MelloDawg]

Dan Lanning is rooted in wins, not clicks, except for his pregame speeches and media availability which is rooted in clicks.

I’m also not saying he’s a cocaine addict except that he is.

 

[AZDuck]

Who the fuck are you?

https://hardcorehusky.com/profile/Seven_Eleven

Nobody. Thanks for confirming.

Wait...do...do you actually think that people think you are somebody?

On HCH? What little fucking person gives a flying fuck? Welcome to the internet, junior.

No fucking shit retard. I'm not the dipshit here asking who people are, or saying they are nobody

You seem a little on edge, pal. Can I send you a xanax?

I understand though, handling the ups and downs of a #6 vs #7 match up can be tough.

Wait. You’ve got zans? Please to be sending my way

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I want Oregon to win just to read and listen to WoollyDoog's apoplectic ranting following the game.

Secretly, @DerekJohnson does, too.

I'm taking an edible before the game. Possibly after.

 

[DerekJohnson]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I want Oregon to win just to read and listen to WoollyDoog's apoplectic ranting following the game.

Secretly, @DerekJohnson does, too.

Uhh, actually no. I'd much prefer a 6-0 Washington with Penix in the Heisman race

 

[flatus]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I want Oregon to win just to read and listen to WoollyDoog's apoplectic ranting following the game.

Secretly, @DerekJohnson does, too.

Uhh, actually no. I'd much prefer a 6-0 Washington with Penix in the Heisman race

It's a no-lose for you, Derek: UW wins, yay, UW loses, abundance of @WoolleyDoog apoplectic ranting for the pod.

This place is a lot more fun after a loss to OREGON

 

[EwaDawg]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I want Oregon to win just to read and listen to WoollyDoog's apoplectic ranting following the game.

Secretly, @DerekJohnson does, too.

Uhh, actually no. I'd much prefer a 6-0 Washington with Penix in the Heisman race

Meh, the title of this thread is fake narratives.

 

[haie]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I want Oregon to win just to read and listen to WoollyDoog's apoplectic ranting following the game.

Secretly, @DerekJohnson does, too.

I'm taking an edible before the game. Possibly after.

I did that in 2019.

Meat celebrating on the field after felt like the Hell scenes from Twin Peaks.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I know of no one claiming that Oregon would beat UGA in a rematch. Maybe we’re reading different media.

There were plenty of Ducks saying this prior to the UW game.

 

[haie]

Media and social media dorks love Oregon. You have to remember that going into last year's game the narrative was if Oregon could beat Georgia if they played again based on Oregon beating UCLA at home as part of UCLA's yearly second half collapse and beating up crap teams. Then UW won in Eugene but about 8 days later it was like it never happened again.

Just gotta win and advance.

I know of no one claiming that Oregon would beat UGA in a rematch. Maybe we’re reading different media.

There were plenty of Ducks saying this prior to the UW game.

This dumb loser quook is spoutting this stuff and he wasn't even in Eugene for last year's game.