Fa'atui Tuitele, 5* 2019 DL, Honolulu (St. Louis), HI (COMMITTED)

[PurpleThrobber]

Malloe has achieved Jimmy Tha God level.

Gregory is keeping it chill with Tafisi/Sirmon/Miki/Heimuli (he's going to be ours).

Huff is rapidly rising with Kalepo, Luciano, Buelow, and Fautanu (Vimahi still floating out there) a year after Mele/Curne/Ale in a down year out West.

Hamdan and Lubick will keep QB/WR on lock down moving forward (Ngata aside, these are good recruiters[/b]).

Bonerpop sucks but he got Cam Davis who is awesome.

Paopao sucks but he gets what he's supposed to and coaches them up.

And then there's Kwat.....

But at least we're leveling up across the bored in recruiting, and no one questions their coaching/developing.

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If Ngata does indeed go to Clemson, Lubick is fucking dead to me. Metaphorically speaking. This is not a call for death. But I will not acknowledge his existence after that.

Singular death is fine. Multiples is the problem.

 

[GaryFromTeenMom]

Just got another CB from the 247 CEO lol.

 

[dhdawg]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Just got another CB from the 247 CEO lol.

 

[Peterman]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I'd bet my left nut that SC flips 2-3 from Oregon. Likely the highest rated guys too (Jonah T, Funa, Wright, etc)

 

[dnc]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I'd bet my left nut that SC flips 2-3 from Oregon. Likely the highest rated guys too (Jonah T, Funa, Wright, etc)

Agree.

I'll go all in with your right nut too.

 

[montyfranklyn]

TOLL RIDE!!

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He's behind Sopsher and Ika on Saban's board. They will go after him hard if one of those two don't commit

 

[SpiritHorse]

Just dropped by to tell everyone to suck on my enormous horse schlong. TIA

 

[dnc]

Just dropped by to tell everyone to suck on my enormous horse schlong. TIA

Slurp slurp give

 

[Gladstone]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I kind of want Oregon good. Not good enough to challenge UW consistently but top 25 good. They are the only other program with real SECish fans in decent numbers. Problem is with Cristobal it would be a fucking miracle of the ages for them to consistently compete. But like any program they are always a coach away.

WSU too remote to attract many regional fans. No, USC doesn't count as they sell out 25% of the Coliseum once the wheels fall off and LAers are notoriously bad fans. UCLA? lol. Bay Area schools being good, particularly Stanford, does nothing except retard the entire conference's perception. Arizona epitomizes irrelevant. I guess Utah has decent fans but they need to level up that program considerably. Colorado once upon a time but is still in that post 90s NC malaise UW suffered in except worse somehow.

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I kind of want Oregon good. [/b]Not good enough to challenge UW consistently but top 25 good. They are the only other program with real SECish fans in decent numbers. Problem is with Cristobal it would be a fucking miracle of the ages for them to consistently compete. But like any program they are always a coach away.

WSU too remote to attract many regional fans. No, USC doesn't count as they sell out 25% of the Coliseum once the wheels fall off and LAers are notoriously bad fans. UCLA? lol. Bay Area schools being good, particularly Stanford, does nothing except retard the entire conference's perception. Arizona epitomizes irrelevant. I guess Utah has decent fans but they need to level up that program considerably. Colorado once upon a time but is still in that post 90s NC malaise UW suffered in except worse somehow.

Disagree

 

[CuntWaffle]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I kind of want Oregon good. Not good enough to challenge UW consistently but top 25 good. They are the only other program with real SECish fans in decent numbers. Problem is with Cristobal it would be a fucking miracle of the ages for them to consistently compete. But like any program they are always a coach away.

WSU too remote to attract many regional fans. No, USC doesn't count as they sell out 25% of the Coliseum once the wheels fall off and LAers are notoriously bad fans. UCLA? lol. Bay Area schools being good, particularly Stanford, does nothing except retard the entire conference's perception. Arizona epitomizes irrelevant. I guess Utah has decent fans but they need to level up that program considerably. Colorado once upon a time but is still in that post 90s NC malaise UW suffered in except worse somehow.

I want every team in the Pac-12 to suck dick besides UW. Fuck them all. I want to get to a point where every team is held to negative rushing yards and we? rusty coat hanger them all by 60 points.

 

[Swaye]

I agree with @Gladstone here because it is more fun to plunger them when they are good than to run it up when they suck dick.

#FlexFriday

 

[Gladstone]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I kind of want Oregon good. Not good enough to challenge UW consistently but top 25 good. They are the only other program with real SECish fans in decent numbers. Problem is with Cristobal it would be a fucking miracle of the ages for them to consistently compete. But like any program they are always a coach away.

WSU too remote to attract many regional fans. No, USC doesn't count as they sell out 25% of the Coliseum once the wheels fall off and LAers are notoriously bad fans. UCLA? lol. Bay Area schools being good, particularly Stanford, does nothing except retard the entire conference's perception. Arizona epitomizes irrelevant. I guess Utah has decent fans but they need to level up that program considerably. Colorado once upon a time but is still in that post 90s NC malaise UW suffered in except worse somehow.

I want every team in the Pac-12 to suck dick besides UW. Fuck them all. I want to get to a point where every team is held to negative rushing yards and we? rusty coat hanger them all by 60 points.

I'm feeling uncharacteristically altruistic today. It's the pre-week 1 dooging. This time next week either @Doogstone will be fully resurrected or (more likely) I'll be in the throes of the darkest darkness wishing fiery yet slow deaths on any and all. Including myself.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Looks like he got another 1 or 2 CBs. Up to 50% for UW.

 

[Ballz]

TOLL RIDE!!

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He's behind Sopsher and Ika on Saban's board. They will go after him hard if one of those two don't commit

He's ours no matter what bitch HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[HuskyJW]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I kind of want Oregon good. Not good enough to challenge UW consistently but top 25 good. They are the only other program with real SECish fans in decent numbers. Problem is with Cristobal it would be a fucking miracle of the ages for them to consistently compete. But like any program they are always a coach away.

WSU too remote to attract many regional fans. No, USC doesn't count as they sell out 25% of the Coliseum once the wheels fall off and LAers are notoriously bad fans. UCLA? lol. Bay Area schools being good, particularly Stanford, does nothing except retard the entire conference's perception. Arizona epitomizes irrelevant. I guess Utah has decent fans but they need to level up that program considerably. Colorado once upon a time but is still in that post 90s NC malaise UW suffered in except worse somehow.

I want every team in the Pac-12 to suck dick besides UW. Fuck them all. I want to get to a point where every team is held to negative rushing yards and we? rusty coat hanger them all by 60 points.

Cannot Chincredible enough

 

[Sources]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I kind of want Oregon good. Not good enough to challenge UW consistently but top 25 good. They are the only other program with real SECish fans in decent numbers. Problem is with Cristobal it would be a fucking miracle of the ages for them to consistently compete. But like any program they are always a coach away.

WSU too remote to attract many regional fans. No, USC doesn't count as they sell out 25% of the Coliseum once the wheels fall off and LAers are notoriously bad fans. UCLA? lol. Bay Area schools being good, particularly Stanford, does nothing except retard the entire conference's perception. Arizona epitomizes irrelevant. I guess Utah has decent fans but they need to level up that program considerably. Colorado once upon a time but is still in that post 90s NC malaise UW suffered in except worse somehow.

I want every team in the Pac-12 to suck dick besides UW. Fuck them all. I want to get to a point where every team is held to negative rushing yards and we? rusty coat hanger them all by 60 points.

Agreed. I want to get to a point where losing to the Ducks would be a shock. I remember a quote from an Oregon student when we boat raced them in 2016... "but, but, we always beat Washington!" He then scuddled off somewhere in the porking lot. Presumably to throw feces and rape someone.

 

[RaceBannon]

while yes it's problematic. I think this year has shown that oregon recruiting well doesn't really have a huge effect on us cause the guys who would go to oregon (for the most part) largely wouldn't go to us anyway. The guys we are actually closing like tuitele, bandes, buelow, heimuli, etc. while they may have been considering oregon they weren't near the top of their list.

When oregon recruits well it hurts USC a lot more than us as the TSIO guys said, which is great.

I kind of want Oregon good. Not good enough to challenge UW consistently but top 25 good. They are the only other program with real SECish fans in decent numbers. Problem is with Cristobal it would be a fucking miracle of the ages for them to consistently compete. But like any program they are always a coach away.

WSU too remote to attract many regional fans. No, USC doesn't count as they sell out 25% of the Coliseum once the wheels fall off and LAers are notoriously bad fans. UCLA? lol. Bay Area schools being good, particularly Stanford, does nothing except retard the entire conference's perception. Arizona epitomizes irrelevant. I guess Utah has decent fans but they need to level up that program considerably. Colorado once upon a time but is still in that post 90s NC malaise UW suffered in except worse somehow.

I want every team in the Pac-12 to suck dick besides UW. Fuck them all. I want to get to a point where every team is held to negative rushing yards and we? rusty coat hanger them all by 60 points.

Some duck on Nebraska twitter gave the old - forgive me duck fans but I'm rooting for UW this week against Auburn

Let me be clear

AUBURN is my second favorite team next season until the Iron Bowl at which point they can fuck off and die again

 

[HUSKYFANATIC]

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