Explain this to me like I'm a 3 year old

[HuskyJW]

http://twitter.com/TheDantanimoBay/status/825949907550756864

 

[CuntWaffle]

Grade A troll job.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Since it's not believable that he would have offers from 3 top-5 teams, I think that part's a joke, but I'm curious to see who he chooses between WSU and Western.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Since it's not believable that he would have offers from 3 top-5 teams, I think that part's a joke, but I'm curious to see who he chooses between WSU and Western.

The choice is easy...

 

[CuntWaffle]

Since it's not believable that he would have offers from 3 top-5 teams, I think that part's a joke, but I'm curious to see who he chooses between WSU and Western.

Western hasn't lost a football game since 2009

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Since it's not believable that he would have offers from 3 top-5 teams, I think that part's a joke, but I'm curious to see who he chooses between WSU and Western.

Western hasn't lost a football game since 2009

Fuck. Those. Gender-fluid-guys.

 

[huskyhooligan]

Since it's not believable that he would have offers from 3 top-5 teams, I think that part's a joke, but I'm curious to see who he chooses between WSU and Western.

Western hasn't lost a football game since 2009

And winless.

 

[TommySQC]

Since it's not believable that he would have offers from 3 top-5 teams, I think that part's a joke, but I'm curious to see who he chooses between WSU and Western.

Western hasn't lost a football game since 2009

Their old coach is now Up in Smoke!

 

[RoadDawg55]

http://twitter.com/TheDantanimoBay/status/825949907550756864

I know that Dante is typically a name for a black guy, but this Dante's parents are progressive.