Everything is for sale..I had no idea

Calling our resident Ducks. Please somebody troll this and tear off your jacket/pants to reveal Ducks gear while running Dubs onto the field.
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So much potential here...

That and a promotional idea for Derek:

"#FiveReasons UW Beats Stanford... www.hardcorehusky.com"

scrolling on the stadium scorebored would be epic
 
It was $25, which is why Jonathan Smith got it... and he still had $75 left over to buy that shitty 8 sizes too big suit for his profile pic.

How much to take over as OC for a game?
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$1000 to feed Dubs some duck meat. You'd raise a million, pay off and fire your AD and off you go. Or is your AD good now? I forget.
 
Checked the website, and the only game available for the $600 tunnel run, is for the Beaver game. Glove, we're counting on you buddy.
 
so how much is it for a sloppy kiss from Jack Lockner's mom?
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Priceless.

Also, while the UW is pocketing $100 checks for signed footballs, Uncle Phil is getting ready to sign another $50 million check down in Eugene.
 
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so how much is it for a sloppy kiss from Jack Lockner's mom?
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Priceless.

Also, while the UW is pocketing $100 checks for signed footballs, Uncle Phil is getting ready to sign another $50 million check down in Eugene.
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But I think this is for the curling team.
 
Calling our resident Ducks. Please somebody troll this and tear off your jacket/pants to reveal Ducks gear while running Dubs onto the field.
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Fuckin A, I might troll it with Ducks gear... Only $600.
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If you guys can scrounge up the $600.00, I'm game. Buy my ticket, and I'll even try and dry hump the husky (the real one).
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I'll pledge $50.
 
Ball Exchange:

DETAILS: You and your group will get to stand down on the court and will be handed a ball signed by the team by one of the starting 5 players. Must be 5th grade or younger. Mini-balls included, tickets not included.

PARTICIPANTS: Five

PRICE: $100

Any 5th graders in here? Asking for a friend...
 
$500 to towel whip a freshman
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