Everyone get ready for the SMU fans

[Tequilla]

SMU will never happen

You better be right @Tequilla or I will kick you in the nuts.

If it happens it’s all over anyway …

 

[Tequilla]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

SMU kids are USC rejects.

Cleburne or Waxahachie also in play

 

[Tequilla]

The highland park police would arrest this man if he got within 1 mile of SMU campus

This is what you’ll interact with at SMU

Wood.

Also @chuck let me be clear, this chick is vapid, JAG hottie type wood. We're not talking marriage material type wood here. There's a difference.

Marrying a soulless SMU blonde has the same unbounded financial risk as providing your banking data to a Nigerian prince on gmail

Paying for her nose candy problem adds up after a while

 

[Canadawg]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

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This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

 

[PurpleBaze]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

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This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

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@HuskyFanInBC true?!

 

[YellowSnow]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

View attachment 55647

This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

View attachment 55675

For the record, I’d trade Texas for BC and Alberta.

 

[Tequilla]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

View attachment 55647

This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

View attachment 55675

For the record, I’d trade Texas for BC and Alberta.

Alberta is basically remote Texas anyway

 

[TheHB]

Everything is bigger in BC.

 

[YellowSnow]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

View attachment 55647

This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

View attachment 55675

For the record, I’d trade Texas for BC and Alberta.

Alberta is basically remote Texas anyway

Except with some of the most beautiful mountain ranges on earth.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

View attachment 55647

This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

View attachment 55675

For the record, I’d trade Texas for BC and Alberta.

It only seems bigger but that’s because Canadians use the metric system.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

View attachment 55647

This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

View attachment 55675

For the record, I’d trade Texas for BC and Alberta.

I'm not a big fan of Texans by any stretch, but fuck that. I'd do a fire sale on California, Whoregon, and Washington to Justine Trudeau at this point. They're beyond repair.

 

[YellowSnow]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

View attachment 55647

This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

View attachment 55675

For the record, I’d trade Texas for BC and Alberta.

I'm not a big fan of Texans by any stretch, but fuck that. I'd do a fire sale on California, Whoregon, and Washington to Justine Trudeau at this point. They're beyond repair.

Tug Tourette’s, Billy.

You don’t really make that trade because the Tejas economis is too important.

But I fucking hate the Texas geography. BC and Alberta are amazing for the stuff I like in life.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

You gals are cute

I don’t recall anyone fighting wars over BC

 

[RaceBannon]

The 1844 Democratic presidential candidate, James K. Polk, became a big promoter of Manifest Destiny as he ran on a platform of taking control over the entire Oregon Territory, as well as Texas and California. He used the famous campaign slogan "Fifty-Four Forty or Fight!"—named after the line of latitude serving as the territory's northern boundary. Polk's plan was to claim the entire region and go to war over it with the British. The United States had fought them twice before in relatively recent memory. Polk declared that the joint occupation with the British would end in one year.

In a surprise upset, Polk won the election with an electoral vote of 170 vs. 105 for Henry Clay. The popular vote was Polk, 1,337,243, to Clay's 1,299,068.

 

[Tequilla]

https://twitter.com/Fire1Media_/status/1623864555146207233?t=Tmam1cLfgBDAN4XtT5mJeg&s=19

What? There’s a 0% chance this kid went/goes to smu. They wouldn’t let this kid on campus unless he was in a janitorial uniform. This kids entire family going back 5 generations couldn’t pull together one semester’s worth of tuition.

99.9% sure he’s from a very specific area: south garland into mesquite/forney/Terrell. @Tequilla and @LoneStarDawg will back that up.

He most likely dropped out of high school, picked up a couple of felonies he pled down, and now runs his own landscaping company. He is a very specific sect of Dallas white trash.

In my defense I didn't realize we had so many DFW superiority guys here

View attachment 55647

This place is teeming with them, like termites in a fallen log. They come out of the woodwork...

Don’t mess with Texas especially if you’re Canadian.

View attachment 55675

For the record, I’d trade Texas for BC and Alberta.

Alberta is basically remote Texas anyway

Except with some of the most beautiful mountain ranges on earth.

Offset by some really crappy weather for months on end (depending on which part of Alberta)

 

[Canadawg]

You gals are cute

I don’t recall anyone fighting wars over BC

As an uneducated yokel I enjoy this guy's animated history videos. Perhaps you would as well

 

[YellowSnow]

You gals are cute

I don’t recall anyone fighting wars over BC

Now wait one cotton picking minute @LoneStarDawg

Taking good grazing and farmland from The Messicans is like taking candy from a baby.

Taking on the British Empire is another matter. The last time we tried a tie was the best we could do.

 

[dannarc]

Texas is a hot sweltering wasteland that Sark can't even appreciate at this tim. Outside of killin n grillin, stage 3 sunburns, ditch pickle bass, real God, and scurvy, I wouldn't go there for anything. Give me the frozen north

 

[YellowSnow]

Texas is a hot sweltering wasteland that Sark can't even appreciate at this tim. Outside of killin n grillin, stage 3 sunburns, ditch pickle bass, real God, and scurvy, I wouldn't go there for anything. Give me the frozen north

I respect Tejas for many things- eg hotties, brisket, cuntry music, river float culture, etc.

But alas I can’t handle the flatness and the heat. I thrive better with mountains close by and low humidity.

 

[Joey]

Hockey fans are such Cretins.

I went to a Seattle Thunderbirds game a while ago and it was WWE/ Monster Truck Rally crowd

If Hardcore Husky is bashing WWE/ Monster Truck Rallies, @DerekJohnson has either gotta close the gate or I’m out

Make Monster Truck Rallies Great Again!!1!!

Who wants a hat?!