Everett Golson sells the couch

I would take Golson for a year, move Lindy to safety, redshirt Browning, keep giving the young OL and DL roids, and plan for the long awaited special season of 2016.
 
Golson is terrible, I don't even know if he would be better than Miley.

I like to say a QB that led his team to a national championship game is terrible and questions whether said player is better than Miley Cyrus ... that's what I like to do.

Dear.Fucking.God.

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Golson sucks. Maybe he'd start on UW but he's not significantly better than Miley in my opinion.

In 2012 his stats were mediocre on a team with a good defense that was very very lucky to beat Nunes and Max Wittek. Then in 2014 he was total dumpster fire (watch the ASU tape).

The ASU game was a disaster, but oh hohoho watch the USC tape. If a Sark coached defense holds you to under 100 yards passing in an entire GAME, you are a shitty QB.

EDIT - oh wait he was benched... against a Sark team. Even worse.
 
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If you think Tebow was a shitty college QB, you should light yourself on fire and jump off the Aurora Bridge
 
The myth that Lockner only needed a good team and coach and AD and school and mom and two dads to be great is well

a myth
 
Googs cheer as Lockner throws the ball 5 yards above Percy Harvin's head. Chomp chomp!

Lel I'm dodging it up pretty hard but Im sure Lockner could hit a 5 yarder as well as Tebow could. Tebow would have sucked ass at UW just like Jack did. I like to deal in hypotheticals.
 
Googs cheer as Lockner throws the ball 5 yards above Percy Harvin's head. Chomp chomp!

Lel I'm dodging it up pretty hard but Im sure Lockner could hit a 5 yarder as well as Tebow could. Tebow would have sucked ass at UW just like Jack did. I like to deal in hypotheticals.

here's a pic of Tebow throwing a 5 yard pass.

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