Evangelist 'Sama' Paama, 4* 2019 DT, Honolulu (Kaimuki), HI (COMMITTED)

Also apparently he plays volleyball and basketball, at 6'4 330 lol. I don't know how cross training works but that seems like perfect explosion training for a defensive tackle.
 
This guy is a must get at NT. I know he's playing against midgets but he has rare power and size and moves pretty well, too.

I'm happy we seem to be his first offer outside of Hawaii. It's a really good class for Hawaii kids, too. If we can get this kid and Tufono we might even be able to persuade Tuitele to join them.

Oh wait, this isn't where I write my fanfic. Whatever. Post.
 
This guy is a must get at NT. I know he's playing against midgets but he has rare power and size and moves pretty well, too.

I'm happy we seem to be his first offer outside of Hawaii. It's a really good class for Hawaii kids, too. If we can get this kid and Tufono we might even be able to persuade Tuitele to join them.

Oh wait, this isn't where I write my fanfic. Whatever. Post.

Doogman seem to think Julius Buelow really likes us, so I'm good with going heavy in Hawaii this year. 2018 was getting polys to reel in kaho, 2019 should be getting Hawaiian polys to reel in Faatui.
 
This guy is a must get at NT. I know he's playing against midgets but he has rare power and size and moves pretty well, too.

I'm happy we seem to be his first offer outside of Hawaii. It's a really good class for Hawaii kids, too. If we can get this kid and Tufono we might even be able to persuade Tuitele to join them.

Oh wait, this isn't where I write my fanfic. Whatever. Post.

Doogman seem to think Julius Buelow really likes us, so I'm good with going heavy in Hawaii this year. 2018 was getting polys to reel in kaho, 2019 should be getting Hawaiian polys to reel in Faatui.

Yeah, that was my thinking. We have one Hawaiian poly in Zion, and should get another one in Tufono since he's a legacy recruit. Let's hope Killer Bob doesn't fuck that one up.
 
This guy is a must get at NT. I know he's playing against midgets but he has rare power and size and moves pretty well, too.

I'm happy we seem to be his first offer outside of Hawaii. It's a really good class for Hawaii kids, too. If we can get this kid and Tufono we might even be able to persuade Tuitele to join them.

Oh wait, this isn't where I write my fanfic. Whatever. Post.

Doogman seem to think Julius Buelow really likes us, so I'm good with going heavy in Hawaii this year. 2018 was getting polys to reel in kaho, 2019 should be getting Hawaiian polys to reel in Faatui.

Yeah, that was my thinking. We have one Hawaiian poly in Zion, and should get another one in Tufono since he's a legacy recruit. Let's hope Killer Bob doesn't fuck that one up.

Bob Gregory likes more of the Pope's tweets on his account than he does recruits.

You could interpret that as Bob not understanding what an official twitter account is for... or you could—like I do—interpret that as a Vatican plant at our U to eventually murder Pete when he becomes the king of college football.
 
This guy is a must get at NT. I know he's playing against midgets but he has rare power and size and moves pretty well, too.

I'm happy we seem to be his first offer outside of Hawaii. It's a really good class for Hawaii kids, too. If we can get this kid and Tufono we might even be able to persuade Tuitele to join them.

Oh wait, this isn't where I write my fanfic. Whatever. Post.

Doogman seem to think Julius Buelow really likes us, so I'm good with going heavy in Hawaii this year. 2018 was getting polys to reel in kaho, 2019 should be getting Hawaiian polys to reel in Faatui.

Yeah, that was my thinking. We have one Hawaiian poly in Zion, and should get another one in Tufono since he's a legacy recruit. Let's hope Killer Bob doesn't fuck that one up.

Bob Gregory likes more of the Pope's tweets on his account than he does recruits.

You could interpret that as Bob not understanding what an official twitter account is for... or you could—like I do—interpret that as a Vatican plant at our U to eventually murder Pete when he becomes the king of college football.

Faith, Family, Football.

Duh.
 
This guy is a must get at NT. I know he's playing against midgets but he has rare power and size and moves pretty well, too.

I'm happy we seem to be his first offer outside of Hawaii. It's a really good class for Hawaii kids, too. If we can get this kid and Tufono we might even be able to persuade Tuitele to join them.

Oh wait, this isn't where I write my fanfic. Whatever. Post.

Doogman seem to think Julius Buelow really likes us, so I'm good with going heavy in Hawaii this year. 2018 was getting polys to reel in kaho, 2019 should be getting Hawaiian polys to reel in Faatui.

Yeah, that was my thinking. We have one Hawaiian poly in Zion, and should get another one in Tufono since he's a legacy recruit. Let's hope Killer Bob doesn't fuck that one up.

While others are trying their luck at the bar, Killer Bob takes a girl rock climbing and is fucking on a cliff while watching the sun go down.
 
This guy is a must get at NT. I know he's playing against midgets but he has rare power and size and moves pretty well, too.

I'm happy we seem to be his first offer outside of Hawaii. It's a really good class for Hawaii kids, too. If we can get this kid and Tufono we might even be able to persuade Tuitele to join them.

Oh wait, this isn't where I write my fanfic. Whatever. Post.

Doogman seem to think Julius Buelow really likes us, so I'm good with going heavy in Hawaii this year. 2018 was getting polys to reel in kaho, 2019 should be getting Hawaiian polys to reel in Faatui.

Yeah, that was my thinking. We have one Hawaiian poly in Zion, and should get another one in Tufono since he's a legacy recruit. Let's hope Killer Bob doesn't fuck that one up.

Bob Gregory likes more of the Pope's tweets on his account than he does recruits.

You could interpret that as Bob not understanding what an official twitter account is for... or you could—like I do—interpret that as a Vatican plant at our U to eventually murder Pete when he becomes the king of college football.

Maybe he wants to learn how to TBS from the best.
 
I'm just here to say "rhymes with mamma jamma."

They don’t pronounce it like that in Auburn, whitey.

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Alright, we need a new thread just documenting all these guys posting these “player profiles.” Whoever thought that up is my hero.
 
Alright he’s throwing us? a bone! On his way to USC he’s going to take a small detour to Seattle for a ln April 4th unofficial.

God I love this kid. Malloe has been giving him the Shelton and Vea comparisons while everyone else still is talking OL.

I don’t know shit about TBSing but I feel like this will be Taki 2.0.
 
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