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Shout out to @Neighbor2972 , @HillsboroDuck , @Domicillo and @DoogCourics for being all over this shit the last several weeks. I know nobody can replace Coker or Dennis in your hearts, but these cats are killing it. Best part is the white man making the red man look good. And the sexual slavery we don't talk about much.

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Love these three guys for their contribution to my tbsing.

Whatever happened to Cathy Dennis and Coachella?
 
wait, so does this mean Coker is now gone for good?
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I hope not as well. He just isn't around much and the crafty red man used the BDTW launch event to stealthily sneak in and steal the crootin bored. AND I AM NOT GIVING IT UP YOU FUCKERS!
 
Ya something strange happened. Coker was 💯 leading up to early signing day then teasing a dedicated TBS site then apologetically backing away then poof!.... no warning, just gone.

What the fuck happened to him? Did he get caught up in that gay ass Game of Thrones tv shit to the point he abandoned college football or something?
 
Ya something strange happened. Coker was 💯 leading up to early signing day then teasing a dedicated TBS site then apologetically backing away then poof!.... no warning, just gone.

What the fuck happened to him? Did he get caught up in that gay ass Game of Thrones tv shit to the point he abandoned college football or something?
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I like to think he is in rehab for a nasty Messican Coke addiction but my recent smoke signals to him have gone unanswered.

My other guess is AIDS.
 
Ya something strange happened. Coker was 💯 leading up to early signing day then teasing a dedicated TBS site then apologetically backing away then poof!.... no warning, just gone.

What the fuck happened to him? Did he get caught up in that gay ass Game of Thrones tv shit to the point he abandoned college football or something?
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I like to think he is in rehab for a nasty Messican Coke addiction but my recent smoke signals to him have gone unanswered.

My other guess is AIDS.
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Does everyone forget he had his first drink at the Rose Bowl?

Clearly has @CirrhosisDawg of the liver.
 
wait, so does this mean Coker is now gone for good?
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I hope not as well. He just isn't around much and the crafty red man used the BDTW launch event to stealthily sneak in and steal the crootin bored. AND I AM NOT GIVING IT UP YOU FUCKERS!
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wait, so does this mean Coker is now gone for good?
Click to expand...

I hope not as well. He just isn't around much and the crafty red man used the BDTW launch event to stealthily sneak in and steal the crootin bored. AND I AM NOT GIVING IT UP YOU FUCKERS!
Click to expand...

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SRX_FIREWORKS_STAND_1_t2500.jpg


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This is exactly how I picture all of this. Exactly.
 
Yeah s/o to those guys, also to fudgepack for his Basketball recruiting scoops
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Can't wait for backpackers annual handle change after he is shamed again by faulty information from McDaniels Grandma and barber.
 
Yeah s/o to those guys, also to fudgepack for his Basketball recruiting scoops
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Can't wait for backpackers annual handle change after he is shamed again by faulty information from McDaniels Grandma and barber.
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He should still change it when Nowell doesn’t come back
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Nowell isn’t inside info. It’s just a gut feeling and hope.

My source said he’s gone. But I just want to believe.
 
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Yeah s/o to those guys, also to fudgepack for his Basketball recruiting scoops
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Can't wait for backpackers annual handle change after he is shamed again by faulty information from McDaniels Grandma and barber.
Click to expand...

He should still change it when Nowell doesn’t come back
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Nowell isn’t inside info. It’s just a gut feeling and hope.
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Gut feeling and hope is your "either way it will be interesting"
 
Ya something strange happened. Coker was 💯 leading up to early signing day then teasing a dedicated TBS site then apologetically backing away then poof!.... no warning, just gone.

What the fuck happened to him? Did he get caught up in that gay ass Game of Thrones tv shit to the point he abandoned college football or something?
Click to expand...

I like to think he is in rehab for a nasty Messican Coke addiction but my recent smoke signals to him have gone unanswered.

My other guess is AIDS.
Click to expand...

Does everyone forget he had his first drink at the Rose Bowl?

Clearly has @CirrhosisDawg of the liver.
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Even from his hospital bed he soldiers on!!!!!
https://twitter.com/coker_UDub/status/1116727076336234496
 
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Ya something strange happened. Coker was 💯 leading up to early signing day then teasing a dedicated TBS site then apologetically backing away then poof!.... no warning, just gone.

What the fuck happened to him? Did he get caught up in that gay ass Game of Thrones tv shit to the point he abandoned college football or something?
Click to expand...

I like to think he is in rehab for a nasty Messican Coke addiction but my recent smoke signals to him have gone unanswered.

My other guess is AIDS.
Click to expand...

Does everyone forget he had his first drink at the Rose Bowl?

Clearly has @CirrhosisDawg of the liver.
Click to expand...

My theory is his wife told him to stop wasting his time on HH, he couldn’t refuse the sweet sweet nectar of TBSing and she shanked him
 
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