Ethan Garbers, 2020 4* QB, Newport Beach (Corona Del Mar), CA (Committed)

9. Ethan Garbers - Garbers had a relatively quiet and ho-hum week until the final day of action. The Washington commitment was inserted as his 7-on-7 team’s quarterback during Wednesday’s elimination rounds and led his team to an overtime semifinal victory and title game appearance. Garbers finished the tournament 42-64 for 6 touchdowns and no interceptions. The 6-foot-3, 194-pounder did a nice job of limiting turnovers and taking what the defense gave him, mainly targeting the short and intermediate areas of the field.
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Sounds like a real gamer. Cerebral. A coach-on-the-field type. The sort of kid I'd want my daughter to have unprotected anal intercourse with.
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Pics?
 
Less talented QBs with big swinging dicks are often much better football players than talented QBs without big swinging dicks.

Garbers might push Sam, or at a minimum make sure Sam brings a big swinging dick to complement his talent.
 
Ethan has, on his team, one of the best WRs and one of the best TEs on the coast.

He has an average to below average arm, he does not throw with anticipation, he isn't dynamic athletically. He basically is a complete and total JAG.

The fact that we are offering QBs that are currently rated 83s by 247 in year 8 of recruiting with Pete after 3 NY6 bowls - like WTF is wrong with us?

If it's hard to recruit a kid because of Sam, go out of region.

Jay Butterfield, Bryce Young and DJU are good. Everyone else sucks. I cannot believe we are leaving the region trying to recruit Zach Evans when Bijan Robinson is saying he hasn't heard from us in a while... and then we are offering fucking Ethan Garbers.

Ethan Garbers is a complete JAG. The easiest position to get big time guys at is fucking QB. And we are taking a 3-star to LEAD our 2020 class?

Fuck this offer. Fuck Garbers. Fuck Bush for shrivel dicking, fuck Pete for playing Brownshorts for 4 years, fuck our offense.
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We're doing silent commits now. Petersen is just spacing them out so there won't be any long recruiting lulls the rest of the way. Equal momentum all the way through.
 
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Longsnapper, cook it.
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I love that Garbers is taking control of crootin. Like a leader should. Not like that dipshit Morris. He was useless as tits on a boar hog.
 
https://twitter.com/RuthJRobbins/status/1147281347603382274

Longsnapper, cook it.
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I love that Garbers is taking control of crootin. Like a leader should. Not like that dipshit Morris. He was useless as tits on a boar hog.
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It's cause Morris wanted to go to ND and they told him to fuck off. Garbers way more Pro-UW than Morris.
 
https://twitter.com/RuthJRobbins/status/1147281347603382274

Longsnapper, cook it.
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I love that Garbers is taking control of crootin. Like a leader should. Not like that dipshit Morris. He was useless as tits on a boar hog.
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While he isn't a social media butterfly, he did solid at the elite 11. Cmon guys he signed with us and is a solid player
 
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