eSuck: The Morning after

Be warned, that's the quookliest article that I've ever read. (Low bar, yadda yadda)

"Look at Chip Kelly’s three-plus years in the NFL. He may still prove himself successful with the 49ers, or another pro team after that. But many, including FishDuck.com stalwarts such as founder Charles Fisher and “Grizzled Old Coach” Mike Morris, see Helfrich innovating more with new plays for Oregon’s offense than Kelly has in Philadelphia or San Francisco. Could it actually be that behind the grand vision of a no-huddle blur offense and the ensuing cult of personality Oregon fans and the media have given Kelly, that Helfrich was his secret weapon?"
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@Canard writes for FishQuook.

Case closed.
 
"Yet even if Oregon doesn’t win another game this year, the retention of Helfrich is such a no-brainer that in a certain respect I regret even dignifying it with this post. Yet defending Helfrich has to be done, because the clamor for his head has become surprisingly deafening for this early in the season."

Christ, were Doogs this doogly?
 
"Yet even if Oregon doesn’t win another game this year, the retention of Helfrich is such a no-brainer that in a certain respect I regret even dignifying it with this post. Yet defending Helfrich has to be done, because the clamor for his head has become surprisingly deafening for this early in the season."

Christ, were Doogs this doogly?
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Yes.

That's the same shit we saw for Ty in 2007.
 
They have a test case on what not to do right in front of them (Us?) and yet they still don't get it. Already seeing the "but who would you hire" excuses.
 
They have a test case on what not to do right in front of them (Us?) and yet they still don't get it. Already seeing the "but who would you hire" excuses.
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The Ernie to Altman thing should be proof enough.

Ohio State is the greatest example. They were awesome under Tress, went like 6-6 with the one season under that Adam Sandler looking guy, and have lost like five games under Urban Meyer.

College football is about the head coach and the QB. If you have one you're not bad, if you have both you're a juggernaut.
 
Belotti said Oregon built it's program in the image of Washington's early 90's teams. Tracking along, this is Oregon's 2003. Fire Helfrich, hire a worse coach, then fire him and hire some castaway for political reasons like UW did. Enjoy the remainder of the decade.
 
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They have a test case on what not to do right in front of them (Us?) and yet they still don't get it. Already seeing the "but who would you hire" excuses.
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The Ernie to Altman thing should be proof enough.

Ohio State is the greatest example. They were awesome under Tress, went like 6-6 with the one season under that Adam Sandler looking guy, and have lost like five games under Urban Meyer.

College football is about the head coach and the QB. If you have one you're not bad, if you have both you're a juggernaut.
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Unless you're Nick Saban. Then you don't need a quarterback.
 
If Helfrich had any balls, which I am guessing he does not, he would resign. The cheers would be heard 283 miles away. Our coaches are wimpy pussies and their time is over.
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If your a millennial entitled duck fan who didn't suffer under Rich Brooks
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No love for the Don Read era?!?
 
If Helfrich had any balls, which I am guessing he does not, he would resign. The cheers would be heard 283 miles away. Our coaches are wimpy pussies and their time is over.
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If your a millennial entitled duck fan who didn't suffer under Rich Brooks
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No love for the Don Read era?!?
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Don Read is another example. The guy had probably the best group of assistant coaches ever assembled in the conference and he still sucked. Assistants can't save a shitty head man, but they can cover up shortcomings of a good coach.
 
Charlie Strong would be horrible....ly awesome
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Charlie Strong can fucking coach. He proved that at Louisville. Austin is a breeding ground for CoachAIDS. Mack Brown only survived as long as he did because of miracle drugs called Vince Young and Colt McCoy.
 
Belotti said Oregon built it's program in the image of Washington's early 90's teams. Tracking along, this is Oregon's 2003. Fire Helfrich, hire a worse coach, then fire him and hire some castaway for political reasons like UW did. Enjoy the remainder of the decade.
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Fuck you and all who revel in the pain and misery of others
 
Belotti said Oregon built it's program in the image of Washington's early 90's teams. Tracking along, this is Oregon's 2003. Fire Helfrich, hire a worse coach, then fire him and hire some castaway for political reasons like UW did. Enjoy the remainder of the decade.
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Fuck you and all who revel in the pain and displeasure of others
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