ESPN Post-Spring QB rankings

[FremontTroll]

For those of us that remember the 30 years in a row that our starting QBs went on to play in the NFL, that article is like watching your cousin get raped.

It is mind blowing that our QB's are so bad.

For me, the jury is out on whether our QBs are as completely dog shitty as they appear to be or if some combination of Babushka and Pete are so obsessed with Kellen Moore's senior year that they are trying to turn our offense into an MIT upperclass physics course.

It was glaringly obvious to me last year that they had million dollar solutions to $10 problems. I mean, Cyler sucks (sorry @RoadDawg55), but the offense itself was a fucking nightmare.

If that's one season of trying to do it the hard way, so be it. But if we are going to have to wait for Kellen Moore Jr. for our team to be any fucking good, Pete is going to fuck his own ass here.

I believe in Pete, but the QB play last year was abominable. And it was everyone that played QB (except black power against Oregon—he looked good when he was, wait for it... letting it rip).

Black Power's 10 attempts for 37 yards are quickly attaining Doog Legend status.

How many balls did he "let rip" more than 8 yards downfield. One?

 

[ApostleofGrief]

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

Jerry's Summer Camp Adventures

I specifically said no racist crap, and anyway Hitler lost 7000 times that many guys at Stalingrad.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

For those of us that remember the 30 years in a row that our starting QBs went on to play in the NFL, that article is like watching your cousin get raped.

For those of us that remember the 30 years in a row that our starting QBs went on to play in the NFL, that article is like watching your cousin get raped.

BRB, JO

Damn you and your 24 hours.

 

[Doogles]

I still think there is a chance Lindy does not suck as bad as everyone thinks.

 

[BallSacked]

I still think there is a chance Lindy does not suck as bad as everyone thinks.

#profilesincourage

 

[dnc]

I still think there is a chance Lindy does not suck as bad as everyone thinks.

 

[kh83]

I still think there is a chance Lindy does not suck as bad as everyone thinks.

How's that crack you're smoking and are you sharing?

Other than a few little adjustments, this list is pretty close. Anu up a bit, Sefo up a bit, Berk down a little and I'm good.

 

[Doogles]

Anu is pretty overrated. He was complete shit in the Fiesta Bowl and was briefly benched for fucking Scroggins.

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

Anu loses his shit when things mattered, he looked scared in the Fiesta Bowl.

Also, his name is basically Anus.... Anu S.

 

[RoadDawg55]

I still think hope there is a chance Lindy does not suck as bad as everyone thinks.