Fuck it. Play an SEC style schedule. One tough out of conference foe (preferably at home, maybe a neutral site, never away), the rest body bag games against the Montanas, Idahos and EWUs of the world. Their fans will travel to the big city and fill seats. NEVER schedule a non-conference game east of the Mississippi. There's enough mileage put on traveling to B10 conference games. Pile up wins and hope to get into the top 4 in the B10 and nab one of the last playoff spots.
Fuck Cuog, Fuck Baev, Fuck Cal, Fuck Stanford, Fuck UA, Fuck Utah, Fuck you, Fuck Me, and Fuck Everybody. They all had their chance to pull their heads out of their asses and fire Larry Scott/expand the Pac 12. Instead they got all academics, our shit don't stink, complete ineptitude while the other conferences blazed a trail. Fuck those guys.
ESPN and Fox should just go dark when it comes to Baev and Cuog. Bury their sorry asses then when they drop to the Big Sky, put them on the schedule.