Emeka Egbuka, 2021 5* WR, Steilacoom (Steilacoom HS), WA (Offered 10/20/18)

He's not coming here. We suck. Nobody ever wants to come here.
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Nobody wants to come here. We suck. We're not sexy. We get bitch slapped in our bowl games. Until that changes we're not a sexy program kids want to jump on early in the recruiting cycle. We should have a bunch of 4-stars committed already like other 10-win caliber programs around the nation. But we don't because we're not sexy and we're boring and we make recruiting way harder than it needs to be.
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Fuck you bitch. You don't know me. I don't have narcissistic personality disorder. If I did, I would be a liar which is the strongest trait of a narcissist. Somebody who is extremely comfortable lying and very good at it. Somebody who could be the leader of cult, leader of a scam, or commit fraud on a large scale. I'm not a fucking liar. That's one thing I don't do. It's not in my nature to lie, I'm terrible at it, so I don't even try.

Don't ever try to psychoanalyze me bitch. You're not a fucking psychologist. You're a fucking nobody on a message board like the rest of us.

But you are right about one thing. If you don't want to debate, don't engage me. If you don't want to be cussed at, don't insult me first or say incredibly stupid shit like a high school recruit having a "way higher ceiling" than the most talented DT on the planet.
 
https://twitter.com/emeka_egbuka/status/1118377033665601536

NO SPRING GAME IS FINE, RIGHT PETE
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Hey, if you just want to hang with the only fun coaching staff on the West Coast (fingers wrapped in a W formation for West Coast) then, hey feel free to go to Oregon and slam raw eggs while yelling at your biceps, then maybe Oregon is the place for you.

Speaking of Oregon, why isn't Gee Jr going there?
 
https://twitter.com/emeka_egbuka/status/1118377033665601536

NO SPRING GAME IS FINE, RIGHT PETE
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Hey, if you just want to hang with the only fun coaching staff on the West Coast (fingers wrapped in a W formation for West Coast) then, hey feel free to go to Oregon and slam raw eggs while yelling at your biceps, then maybe Oregon is the place for you.

Speaking of Oregon, why isn't Gee Jr going there?
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It's not over until Gee Sr signs.
 
https://twitter.com/emeka_egbuka/status/1118377033665601536

NO SPRING GAME IS FINE, RIGHT PETE
Click to expand...

Hey, if you just want to hang with the only fun coaching staff on the West Coast (fingers wrapped in a W formation for West Coast) then, hey feel free to go to Oregon and slam raw eggs while yelling at your biceps, then maybe Oregon is the place for you.

Speaking of Oregon, why isn't Gee Jr going there?
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It's not over until Gee Sr signs.
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Odds Gee Sr wears the full uniform on Jr's official visit set at 50/50
 
https://twitter.com/emeka_egbuka/status/1118377033665601536

NO SPRING GAME IS FINE, RIGHT PETE
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Hey, if you just want to hang with the only fun coaching staff on the West Coast (fingers wrapped in a W formation for West Coast) then, hey feel free to go to Oregon and slam raw eggs while yelling at your biceps, then maybe Oregon is the place for you.

Speaking of Oregon, why isn't Gee Jr going there?
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It's not over until Gee Sr signs.
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Odds Gee Sr wears the full uniform on Jr's official visit set at 50/50
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90/10
 
$100
https://twitter.com/emeka_egbuka/status/1118377033665601536

NO SPRING GAME IS FINE, RIGHT PETE
Click to expand...

Hey, if you just want to hang with the only fun coaching staff on the West Coast (fingers wrapped in a W formation for West Coast) then, hey feel free to go to Oregon and slam raw eggs while yelling at your biceps, then maybe Oregon is the place for you.

Speaking of Oregon, why isn't Gee Jr going there?
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It's not over until Gee Sr signs.
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Odds Gee Sr wears the full uniform on Jr's official visit set at 50/50
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$100 says Gee Sr has an Ohio State tattoo already.
 
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Let me just say I fucking hate Stanford. My SSS has indicated they are a legit threat. Education and all of that stupid shit. Is it Fremont or Tequila that breaks down the Stanford athlete degree.
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@Gladstone
 
$100
https://twitter.com/emeka_egbuka/status/1118377033665601536

NO SPRING GAME IS FINE, RIGHT PETE
Click to expand...

Hey, if you just want to hang with the only fun coaching staff on the West Coast (fingers wrapped in a W formation for West Coast) then, hey feel free to go to Oregon and slam raw eggs while yelling at your biceps, then maybe Oregon is the place for you.

Speaking of Oregon, why isn't Gee Jr going there?
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It's not over until Gee Sr signs.
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Odds Gee Sr wears the full uniform on Jr's official visit set at 50/50
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$100 says Gee Sr has an Ohio State tattoo already.
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Can @Dennis_DeYoung or @FremontTroll break down how black Emeka is? I can't tell by just photos, and until we know his blackness ranking we won't know our odds with him.
 
Can @Dennis_DeYoung or @FremontTroll break down how black Emeka is? I can't tell by just photos, and until we know his blackness ranking we won't know our odds with him.
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Better a melodramatic fuck than a racist fuck.
 
Can @Dennis_DeYoung or @FremontTroll break down how black Emeka is? I can't tell by just photos, and until we know his blackness ranking we won't know our odds with him.
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Better a melodramatic fuck than a racist fuck.
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Carrying over grudges from other threads? Sounds like you need to dial it back a bit.
 
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