Elise Woodward, door ass out at KJR

Whenever anyone filled in for either Jerry or her, the show instantly got way better.

downvoted for being a regular enough listener to know that

That's fair. I pretty much stopped listening in the past few months. When I tune in I look at the clock and make sure it's not between 10 and noon... or 11 and 1... no daylight saving time.
 
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She had me on her show a few times, but as soon as the Willingham book came out, she wouldn't return my call or emails.
 
^ No, just once. She was just terrible on the radio. Makes Hugh Millen sound like Kasey Kasem. Worst of all she would interrupt guests when they were making an interesting point just to trot out some tired meme, lame joke, or some stupid "I think I am hip and cool" statement. Fingernails on the chalk board radio that I am sure was getting destroyed in the ratings earlier by Brock and now by the Kid Omaha from Michigan show on KIRO. Rome on 1090 was probably doing better. The folks from Twisted Radio down the hall at Clear Channel Seattle are looking for a gig, just put them in that time slot.
 
Oh no! This totally doesn't affect my life in the slightest. I literally could not care less about what that worthless cunt does or doesn't do anymore. The only positive is that presumably I won't have to listen to those dreckfest horrible player interviews anymore.

#WhatsNext is a horrible #, BTW.
 
Here you go, futtbuckers:

For all those reaching out, thanks for all the love! KJR was great for me, but I believe the next chapter for be will be better. #WhatsNext— Elise Woodward (@EliseWoodwardUW) September 22, 2014

I'll tell you what's next. You will be able to find Elise sucking dicks for a nickel a herd in Pioneer Square in about a year. I'll be the guy at the front of the line.
 
Here you go, futtbuckers:

For all those reaching out, thanks for all the love! KJR was great for me, but I believe the next chapter for be will be better. #WhatsNext— Elise Woodward (@EliseWoodwardUW) September 22, 2014

I'll tell you what's next. You will be able to find Elise sucking dicks for a nickel a herd in Pioneer Square in about a year. I'll be the guy at the front of the line.

You better get in line in front of me. I was just going to take a trip to my nearest CoinStar location to cash out, but now I'm saving my bucket of nickels for this special occasion.
 
Here you go, futtbuckers:

For all those reaching out, thanks for all the love! KJR was great for me, but I believe the next chapter for be will be better. #WhatsNext— Elise Woodward (@EliseWoodwardUW) September 22, 2014

I'll tell you what's next. You will be able to find Elise sucking dicks for a nickel a herd in Pioneer Square in about a year. I'll be the guy at the front of the line.

damn swizzy u really are the biggest loser on this board no one cares who u bang, go mess with ur blow up doll quietly and keep it off the board
 
Here you go, futtbuckers:

For all those reaching out, thanks for all the love! KJR was great for me, but I believe the next chapter for be will be better. #WhatsNext— Elise Woodward (@EliseWoodwardUW) September 22, 2014

I'll tell you what's next. You will be able to find Elise sucking dicks for a nickel a herd in Pioneer Square in about a year. I'll be the guy at the front of the line.

damn swizzy u really are the biggest loser on this board no one cares who u bang, go mess with ur blow up doll quietly and keep it off the board

Pot. Kettle. Black. post of ALL TIME.
 
I'd hit it.

In a Bill Clinton way ... not a Ray Rice way.

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