Ektard's analysis of Coach Peternorth

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1) Dominated the MWC and WAC due to having vastly more-talented players than the rest of the teams.
2) Beat major conference teams because he only had to get his teams up for 1 or 2 games a season.
3) Only beat Georgia because they were having a down year (10-3)
4) Many of his wins were due to him having Kellen Moore, one of the greatest college quarterbacks of all time
5) His 92-12 record is way inflated due to these among other factors

Seriously, these fucks may have hit a new low. It's now essentially the entire board against them and they are scouring the depths of F3's rectal cavity to find any and all reasons why Peternorth sucks and doesn't deserve his accolades.Kudos to Tequilla for not letting that fuck fudge his facts and make up statistics but he's gonna do it anyways.
 
Eklund would need to gain about 50 IQ points in order to be called an idiot.

Seriously. Anyone who has been as wrong as he's been over the years would have been fired a long time ago. Fortunately for him he works for a sycophantic, failed residential real estate moron who needs his nuts flowered on a consistent basis and that fatass is more than willing to do it.
 
Do they honestly believe tearing down a wildly successful coach, a popular hire, is what will bring back paying customers?

It seems to me they might want out as the "voice of Husky Sports" and believe suicide is the best tactic
 
Do they honestly believe tearing down a wildly successful coach, a popular hire, is what will bring back paying customers?

It seems to me they might want out as the "voice of Husky Sports" and believe suicide is the best tactic
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I'll gladly light the match to start the inferno.
 
Oh god so many fucking myths in these notes that I'm actually going to take time to go over each one. So I'll take a break from copy and pasting PLSS fine work for a second.

1) Dominated the MWC and WAC due to having vastly more-talented players than the rest of the teams.

Wait Ektard ,I thought you said Peterman can't recruit. Sounds like he was recruiting head and shoulders above his conference competition. Also I don't give a fuck what league you are in 92-12 is pretty fucking dominant. You should know better seeing how UW has struggled to beat WAC and MWC teams this past decade.

2) Beat major conference teams because he only had to get his teams up for 1 or 2 games a season.

You realize that those games were either the bowl game or the first game of the season right? Meaning the other team had two months to prepare or in some cases an entire offseason to prepare. Also he won the big game. Your butt boy Sark faced four ranked opponents all year long and he went 0-4 in those games.

3) Only beat Georgia because they were having a down year (10-3)

Funny because you are the same cunts who praise Sark for beating USC when that was Carroll's worst season since his first. You are also the same cunts who praise Sark for going 8-4. Also if beating a 10-3 SEC team is so easy how come Dude Bra lost 41-3 to a 10-3 SEC team? Fuck off as always.

4) Many of his wins were due to him having Kellen Moore, one of the greatest college quarterbacks of all time

Yes Kellen Moore who came from this state who was on nobodies radar including you fucktards. Boobs already pointed out the stats but he still won 82% of his games without Moore.

5) His 92-12 record is way inflated due to these among other factors

He is a great coach and dominated for a long period of time. He has proven he can do more with more within his conference. Dude Brah was 34-29 with plenty of easy wins himself. You can count the quality wins of dude brah on one hand.

In short, please don't ever call us the lunatic 1% fans ever again. Right now the only lunatic 1% is your three man lemon party trio and the few lemmings on your page who still gargle your balls on a regular basis.

We were skeptical of Sark because we had reason to be, we hated the Ty hire because we had 13 years of evidence, we hated the whole way the Rick firing/hiring of Boobs went down because REAL football programs don't do that.

We have been right for a decade straight while you have been wrong for a decade straight. UW is finally putting an adult in charge of their football program and it's time an adult leads the voice of the Husky fan. Step aside you dumb fucks and let Hardcore Husky slide in. Sure we are a bit immature and I'm one of the leaders in immaturity. However, at least we are right and can see what makes a good football program. You clowns haven't, nor will you ever see what makes a successful program.

Scott Woodward please close the fucking gates on Doogman already. They have been resembling revenge of the nerds for far too long.
 
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One more thing, Kellen Moore was indeed invited by Doba to join Washington State... as a walk-on so, he did have a Pac-10 invitation... :))
 
My mind is blown by anybody that thinks that Kellen Moore is one of the great QBs in the history of college football
 
SRS adjusts for schedule strength and margin of victory (which is capped at 28, so you get penalized if you only beat New Mexico by 17 but you don't get big points if you kill them by 50).

In Petersen's 8 seasons, he finished in the top 13 of SRS 5 times. In fact, he did it 5 of his first 6 seasons. He won 2 BCS games and could have won 3 if that kicker didn't miss a chip shot. His first 8 years of coaching and achievements are quite similar to Don James. Its like hiring Don James again in 1982. (Based on what DJ did up to that point).
 
I also love Ektard and Kimmie being so (Pat Hill) tuff that they take personal shots (read your own fucking rules you blowhards) at paying customers, the same paying customers that they moderate their posts before allowing to be posted (but they never delete posts or exercise censorship).
 
I also love Ektard and Kimmie being so (Pat Hill) tuff that they take personal shots (read your own fucking rules you blowhards) at paying customers, the same paying customers that they moderate their posts before allowing to be posted (but they never delete posts or exercise censorship).
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Welcome to 2008

 
Eklund would need to gain about 50 IQ points in order to be called an idiot.

Seriously. Anyone who has been as wrong as he's been over the years would have been fired a long time ago. Fortunately for him he works for a sycophantic, failed residential real estate moron who needs his nuts flowered on a consistent basis and that fatass is more than willing to do it.
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Kim strikes me as the type of guy who would purposely surround himself with morons like F3, Ektard, and Beach. It would piss him off if there was a staff member that was revered for having actual knowledge of college football, who taught posters new stuff, and wasn't borderline retarded like those three. Kim would rather have the spotlight on himself than to share it, even if it would make his website better.

There are talented kids fresh out of journalism school who are looking for work that would put the lemon party trio to shame. This year, their intern who was in high school, had recruiting way more dialed in than any of the staff. If Kim wasn't so stupid and rigid, the site could be fucking huge and put everything else to shame.

 
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Eklund would need to gain about 50 IQ points in order to be called an idiot.

Seriously. Anyone who has been as wrong as he's been over the years would have been fired a long time ago. Fortunately for him he works for a sycophantic, failed residential real estate moron who needs his nuts flowered on a consistent basis and that fatass is more than willing to do it.
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Kim strikes me as the type of guy who would purposely surround himself with morons like F3, Ektard, and Beach. It would piss him off if there was a staff member that was revered for having actual knowledge of college football, who taught posters new stuff, and wasn't borderline retarded like those three. Kim would rather have the spotlight on himself than to share it, even if it would make his website better.

There are talented kids fresh out of journalism school who are looking for work that would put the lemon party trio to shame. This year, their intern who was in high school, had recruiting way more dialed in than any of the staff. If Kim wasn't so stupid and rigid, the site could be have been fucking huge and put everything else to shame.
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I also love Ektard and Kimmie being so (Pat Hill) tuff that they take personal shots (read your own fucking rules you blowhards) at paying customers, the same paying customers that they moderate their posts before allowing to be posted (but they never delete posts or exercise censorship).
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Welcome to 2008 2004
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RIP wewereafootballschool
 
Remember when Tahj Bomar was going to be the next Ink Alleaga?
 
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Kim strikes me as the type of guy who would purposely surround himself with morons like F3, Ektard, and Beach. It would piss him off if there was a staff member that was revered for having actual knowledge of college football, who taught posters new stuff, and wasn't borderline retarded like those three. Kim would rather have the spotlight on himself than to share it, even if it would make his website better.
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....aaand now, joined by Chris Fatters and Scott Eklunk, heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Kim Grinolds!
 
A guy I work with, Iowa alum, said he will laugh when Petersen ends up like TCU?

Huh?

Well TCU wanted to go into the big leagues and now only win 5 games a year.

I let him know BSU wasn't put in the Pac.

Peterman now has PAC12 resources with a PAC12 team ...

He walked off.
 
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