Eifler Couch Sold

I blame his two white parents.

Also PSA: Just want to take this time to remind everyone that this is why I never GAF about any one recruit. We always need a ton of quality in every class because you never know what will happen.
 
Weird timing. Wasn't he finally in line for some playing time this year?
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He was the potential guy. Some thought this would be the year he took a big step forward but it wasn't 100% a forgone conclusion.
 
BUT WE ONLY TAKE PLAYERS THAT DON'T WANT TO BE RECRUITED AND MAKE SURE THEY LOVE FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!

WE HAVE EXTREME VETTING!!!!!

Coach Pete: "Do you have at least one white parent?"
Eifer: "I have two"
Coach Pete: "Here's your offer. Don't tell Tre'Shaun Harrison we asked you that."
 
ugh he’s gonna grow dreads and go dominate in the SEC now.
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I love that he's 're-opening' his recruitment. lol

Good luck with that.

"My resumé is: I didn't do anything at UW even though I was a pretty big deal recruit. Sure, Bama, I'll sign... why do you keep saying A&M after you say Alabama, though?"
 
I blame his two white parents.

Also PSA: Just want to take this time to remind everyone that this is why I never GAF about any one recruit. We always need a ton of quality in every class because you never know what will happen[/b].
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Exactly. Eifler didn't even start playing football until his sophomore year. He was never going to be a day one impact player despite his physical prowess. Too bad it didn't work out. We haven't seen much attrition in the Petersen era so this is a bit surprising. Even further hammers the point that you need to stack, stack and stack some more because there are no guarantees despite how good they look in high school, offers etc. On to Auburn...
 
ugh he’s gonna grow dreads and go dominate in the SEC now.
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I love that he's 're-opening' his recruitment. lol

Good luck with that.

"My resumé is: I didn't do anything at UW even though I was a pretty big deal recruit. Sure, Bama, I'll sign... why do you keep saying A&M after you say Alabama, though?"
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Why do all of my offer letters from USC keep coming from South Carolina?
 
Typical transfer Kharma will see DJ Beavers medically retire, BBK sprain an MCL, Kaho decide to play professional rugby in France and Wellington quit for "personal reasons".

Eifler you're just one play away!
 
Typical transfer Kharma will see DJ Beavers medically retire, BBK sprain an MCL,[/b] Kaho decide to play professional rugby in France and Wellington quit for "personal reasons".

Eifler you're just one play away!
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It'd all be worth it just for this.
 
Well fuck...

In all seriousness I was really hoping that kid would turn into something for us?. I know I was basing solely on his athleticism and impressive physique and not on his actual football skill. But I had hope he'd keep getting fed playing time this year and eventually develop and become a one of those guys that start putting it together RS Junior year and then kill it as a RS Senior.
 
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