Eason getting loose in gator country

This makes me love Eason. I've always been a Browning fanboy and never really thought about him much as his presence ruins my doog fantasy of Browning's career, but for the first time I get it.

Kid is about to fuck shit up and there is no way UW competes with the SEC in sorority recruiting tactics.
 
Eason=Manziel???? I've felt for awhile Eason is more about ladies and partying Not saying that's bad but while Browning is in film room Eason is out partying a la Casey Paus
 
Eason=Manziel???? I've felt for awhile Eason is more about ladies and partying Not saying that's bad but while Browning is in film room Eason is out partying a la Casey Paus
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You mean the Heisman trophy winning Manziel? In a perfect world, your QB studies all the time, but in a perfecter world he bangs all the hoes because he knows he's the man and wins no matter how hungover.
 
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Eason=Manziel???? I've felt for awhile Eason is more about ladies and partying Not saying that's bad but while Browning is in film room Eason is out partying a la Casey Paus
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You mean the Heisman trophy winning Manziel? In a perfect world, you're QB studies all the time, but in a perfecter world he bangs all the hoes because he knows he's the man and wins no matter how hungover.
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@MikeMonan true!!2!!???
 
True on Manziel but just saying not everyone can get away with that, Eason may be able to Manziel hasn't in NFL Eason may be Nuk LaLouche, million dollar arm and 5 cent head I hope he does well if he goes to Florida
 
There's a video out now of him making out with a chick at a bar in Florida

Get his ass to Earl's and get him some Long Island-drinking skank
 
http://www.secrant.com/rant/gator-sports/easons-official-visit/60625390/

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For those two lazy to read lil jimmy's link

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This is the reason I've never been THAT worried about Eason ...

He's going to the SEC and he's going to bang a shit ton of fine ass girls ... good for him ...

But IMO, that's his priority ... nothing wrong with that from his end (other than potentially being the next Shawn Kemp without the money) ...

But here's what is going to happen with him:

1) Sign with SEC school that gives him option to start as true frosh because he doesn't want to work for job (Georgia and Florida give him that opportunity) ...

2) He gets his ass kicked by grown ass mother fuckers that eat pieces of shit freshman for breakfast ....

3) Eventually he finds himself on the bench for lack of production ...

4) Passed on depth chart by latest flavor of the month QB recruit that hasn't gotten his ass kicked yet ...

5) Has a Coming to Jesus meeting with himself about whether he would rather be a QB in the NFL or be a backup QB in the SEC and bang 2nd string sorority sisters

6) Transfers to WSU and takes over the starting job from Luke Falk upon graduation and gets this choice of Coug girls while UW fans (i.e. KJV) question Petersen's recruiting abilities for letting Eason get away

#TheScript
 
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