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Locker does not belong with those others, and that isn't being a UW homer. Any coaching at all -- any -- and he could have been a damn good college QB. It's a shame.
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I like you gladdy, and am quite a homer myself, but Locker was a Forrest Gump-esque battering ram.... pretending to play QB.

Dudebrah slinging it didn't help, but the point remains...

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The last 5-10 highly rated QB's from Washington are fucking horrible. What the fuck is up with these guys all being busts?

Locker, Heaps, Browne, Eason, Sirmon. We really did not want them anyways. That's actually not true about Locker. He sucked, but I'll take him over Carl Bonnell and Ronnie Fouch.
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Why do you hate Wild Swede?
 
Locker does not belong with those others, and that isn't being a UW homer. Any coaching at all -- any -- and he could have been a damn good college QB. It's a shame.
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You're still mesmerized by his games against Bellevue and Syracuse. He went 4-20 his senior year and had 3 other games under 100 yards. Send your resume to the Titans. They are looking for guys like you.
 
He went 4-20 because he was 2 years into forced pocket passing when he didn't have the skill set or IQ to do it.

If I were an NFL exec I wouldn't have touched him with a 10 ft broomstick.

^ He's a tough son of a bitch and I hate how wasted his talent was. This will be my final Jake post in this thread.
 
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Locker does not belong with those others, and that isn't being a UW homer. Any coaching at all -- any -- and he could have been a damn good college QB. It's a shame.
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Any good coach would have moved Lockner to safety.
 
He went 4-20 because he was 2 years into forced pocket passing when he didn't have the skill set or IQ to do it.

If I were an NFL exec I wouldn't have touched him with a 10 ft broomstick.

^ He's a tough son of a bitch and I hate how wasted his talent was. This will be my final Jake post in this thread.
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Here's the thing about NFl QB's. It's not possible to be good without having genius football IQ. Locker was a dub hick who thought he was blind when his helmet was over his eyes. At lest Leaf and Jamarcus Russell had valid substance abuse reasons for sucking.

There are doogs who think Locker is smart (aka he's white, doesn't do drugs, or fuck hookers). Dude is still borderline retarded. He was always a freak athlete with borderline retardation.
 
He went 4-20 because he was 2 years into forced pocket passing when he didn't have the skill set or IQ to do it.

If I were an NFL exec I wouldn't have touched him with a 10 ft broomstick.

^ He's a tough son of a bitch and I hate how wasted his talent was. This will be my final Jake post in this thread.
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Here's the thing about NFl QB's. It's not possible to be good without having genius football IQ. Locker was a dub hick who thought he was blind when his helmet was over his eyes. At lest Leaf and Jamarcus Russell had valid substance abuse reasons for sucking.

There are doogs who think Locker is smart (aka he's white, doesn't do drugs, or fuck hookers). Dude is still borderline retarded. He was always a freak athlete with borderline retardation.
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He went 4-20 because he was 2 years into forced pocket passing when he didn't have the skill set or IQ to do it.

If I were an NFL exec I wouldn't have touched him with a 10 ft broomstick.

^ He's a tough son of a bitch and I hate how wasted his talent was. This will be my final Jake post in this thread.
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Here's the thing about NFl QB's. It's not possible to be good without having genius football IQ. Locker was a dub hick who thought he was blind when his helmet was over his eyes. At lest Leaf and Jamarcus Russell had valid substance abuse reasons for sucking.

There are doogs who think Locker is smart (aka he's white, doesn't do drugs, or fuck hookers). Dude is still borderline retarded. He was always a freak athlete with borderline retardation.
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Wood
 
Locker does not belong with those others, and that isn't being a UW homer. Any coaching at all -- any -- and he could have been a damn good college QB. It's a shame.
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Kreist.

He bounced wide open corner routes off the asses of a cheerleader in the NFL. With like ya know NFL coaches. Trained seals had better touch on the football than Locker.
 
He went 4-20 because he was 2 years into forced pocket passing when he didn't have the skill set or IQ to do it.

If I were an NFL exec I wouldn't have touched him with a 10 ft broomstick.

^ He's a tough son of a bitch and I hate how wasted his talent was. This will be my final Jake post in this thread.
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Here's the thing about NFl QB's. It's not possible to be good without having genius football IQ. Locker was a dub hick who thought he was blind when his helmet was over his eyes. At lest Leaf and Jamarcus Russell had valid substance abuse reasons for sucking.

There are doogs who think Locker is smart (aka he's white, doesn't do drugs, or fuck hookers). Dude is still borderline retarded. He was always a freak athlete with borderline retardation.
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the world isn't ready to accept that there are white QBs who aren't cerebral and black QBs who aren't mobile
 
Locker does not belong with those others, and that isn't being a UW homer. Any coaching at all -- any -- and he could have been a damn good college QB. It's a shame.
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Kreist.

He bounced wide open corner routes off the asses of a cheerleader in the NFL. With like ya know NFL coaches. Trained seals had better touch on the football than Locker.
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FREE PUB
 
He went 4-20 because he was 2 years into forced pocket passing when he didn't have the skill set or IQ to do it.

If I were an NFL exec I wouldn't have touched him with a 10 ft broomstick.

^ He's a tough son of a bitch and I hate how wasted his talent was. This will be my final Jake post in this thread.
Click to expand...

Here's the thing about NFl QB's. It's not possible to be good without having genius football IQ. Locker was a dub hick who thought he was blind when his helmet was over his eyes. At lest Leaf and Jamarcus Russell had valid substance abuse reasons for sucking.

There are doogs who think Locker is smart (aka he's white, doesn't do drugs, or fuck hookers). Dude is still borderline retarded. He was always a freak athlete with borderline retardation.
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I would argue people who don't fuck hookers are the dumb ones.
 
He went 4-20 because he was 2 years into forced pocket passing when he didn't have the skill set or IQ to do it.

If I were an NFL exec I wouldn't have touched him with a 10 ft broomstick.

^ He's a tough son of a bitch and I hate how wasted his talent was. This will be my final Jake post in this thread.
Click to expand...

Here's the thing about NFl QB's. It's not possible to be good without having genius football IQ. Locker was a dub hick who thought he was blind when his helmet was over his eyes. At lest Leaf and Jamarcus Russell had valid substance abuse reasons for sucking.

There are doogs who think Locker is smart (aka he's white, doesn't do drugs, or fuck hookers). Dude is still borderline retarded. He was always a freak athlete with borderline retardation.
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I would argue people who don't fuck hookers are the dumb ones.
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The last 5-10 highly rated QB's from Washington are fucking horrible. What the fuck is up with these guys all being busts?

Locker, Heaps, Browne, Eason, Sirmon. We really did not want them anyways. That's actually not true about Locker. He sucked, but I'll take him over Carl Bonnell and Ronnie Fouch.
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Speaking of Max Browne did you guys kniw he is at Pitt now?

Still sucks. Should have lost to Youngstown State on Saturday.
 
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