Early nominee for Doog of the Week

Couldn't read all of it. I got as far down as "tipsy down to the stadium". What a retard.
 
Didn't even get that far. I saw a wall of words beyond Tequilla-type shit and said fuck it.

That was my first impression too, looking at the badly formatted text, but I had to give it a try.
 
"We would prepare for battle by summoning the spirits of champions past like McElhenny, Sixkiller & Moon through pre game rituals and tequila shots. After all, we were living in the time of the Dawgfather, Alice in Chains, Mother Love Bone, PEARL JAM (saw both live at Lox Stock n' Bagel), SoundGarden, Sweetwater, Mudhoney, Crazy 8's, Temple of the Dog & Nirvana"

I would love to counter with "Us dawg students in 2005-2009 would summon the spirits of Cody Pickett, Reggie Williams, and bong hits. After all we were living in the time of Shittingham, Locker out-route passes, and Blue Scholars and would need to do whatever we could to forget the dreckfest we were about to witness."
 
UW ruled the college football landscape in the early '90s with names like James, Pinkle, Gilby, Lambright, Emtman, Hall, Farr, Cunningham, Malamala, Pierce, McKay, Bailey, Jones, Rockwell & Hudson, (I see you cats!) Rongen, Collins, Fraley, Kennedy, Brunell, Bruener, Hobert, Kaufmen, Fields, Turner, Pierson, Bjornson, Garcia, Peterson, Conwell, Bryant, Neal, Hoffman and Shane Palkoa…

I stopped reading when he didn't list Ossai
 
UW ruled the college football landscape in the early '90s with names like James, Pinkle, Gilby, Lambright, Emtman, Hall, Farr, Cunningham, Malamala, Pierce, McKay, Bailey, Jones, Rockwell & Hudson, (I see you cats!) Rongen, Collins, Fraley, Kennedy, Brunell, Bruener, Hobert, Kaufmen, Fields, Turner, Pierson, Bjornson, Garcia, Peterson, Conwell, Bryant, Neal, Hoffman and Shane Palkoa…

I stopped reading when he didn't list Ossai

I hope Shane Pahukoa punches that fucker in his face if he really called him Shane Palkoa.

Christ.

 
UW ruled the college football landscape in the early '90s with names like James, Pinkle, Gilby, Lambright, Emtman, Hall, Farr, Cunningham, Malamala, Pierce, McKay, Bailey, Jones, Rockwell & Hudson, (I see you cats!) Rongen, Collins, Fraley, Kennedy, Brunell, Bruener, Hobert, Kaufmen, Fields, Turner, Pierson, Bjornson, Garcia, Peterson, Conwell, Bryant, Neal, Hoffman and Shane Palkoa

I stopped reading when he didn't list Ossai

The head coach is all that matters.
 
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