Actually, a few more things, as to why this is hilarious bordering on incomptence:
1. There are four stars in Cali. Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas? Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham? Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.
So much stupid in one post, can we find it all? Probably not, but let's try.
There are four stars in Cali.[/b]
Strong start, declare something we all know to be true that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. Impressive.
Shit, we have every advantage to land a five star talent in Joe Ngata, maybe we shouldn't take that one for granted and make sure we land him before we start dicking around in Texas?[/b]
Assuming an offer to a kid in Texas means we're taking Ngata for granted. Mmmm, that takes some serious leaps in reasoning. Well played. And we don't have "every" advantage for Ngata, we literally have one advantage. It's a big one, and we're going to get him, but it's not close to every advantage. The kid's from Nevada and lives in Sacramento.
Maybe let's keep building the relationships with Delgado and Markham?[/b]
Didn't we already establish we don't want Delgado right now and are trying to get someone better? Isn't this exactly in line with that? The fuck???
Let's maybe make an effort for McCoy?[/b]
Bitching about wasting effort on a kid we'll never get by saying we should make more of an effort for a kid we'll never get. And they said it couldn't be done. Bravo.
2. How the fuck do we stand out in this situation? What's the plan here? You don't just walk up to a super model you never met before, right past her boyfriend, make some comment about the weather and then pull your dick out.
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What if your dick is uncircumcised, does it stand out then? Why do you hate our terrorist?
3. Aren't we supposed to be selective with our offers? Cali recruits might think we are, local recruits might think we are (and that we hate them), but Texas recruits haven't ever heard that shit. You think this kid is gonna be wowed that he got a Washington offer? That shit is going straight in the UTSA/SMU/Tulsa pile. How can you call yourself selective with offers when you throw shit at the wall just to see if something sticks? This offer is EXACTLY like our hopeless buck offers in the south.[/b]
Selective about our offers is a numbers game. We make fewer offers than most schools. That's basically the definition. It has shit to do with who we offer. It's about how many.
And it's only exactly like the Buck offers if you think the recruiters in charge of this are hopeless recruiters.
Lubick and Hamdan aren't K. They're not close to K.
Real talk bruh, there's plenty of competition for the bored's generic DDY. How the fuck do you stand out in this situation? What's the plan here?
I usually like you but you're trying way too hard lately.
