Ducks bring in Oregon legend Marcus Mariota to meet 5-star QB Dante Moore

To explain how craven piece of shit Phil Knight has turned once-beautiful college sports into a corrupt corporate arms race. Just do it you heartless oyster.
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

“I’m The greatest quarterback in the history of University of Oregon football. I wasn’t able to do it but I’m sure you will.”
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

 
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"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

“I’m The greatest quarterback in the history of University of Oregon football. I wasn’t able to do it but I’m sure you will.”

I’m so jacked about the future of Washington football and Montlake Futures that I’m giving up my season football tickets that I’ve had like forever.

 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what it's like to have a national championship. Got it. Thanks for making an attempt.

Also, you had to edit that? Twice? Guess you made 3 attempts.
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what it's like to have a national championship. Got it. Thanks for making an attempt.

Also, you had to edit that? Twice? Guess you made 3 attempts.

Haie was in diapers when Huskies won their 1/2 Natty.

You are correct, tho. I don’t know what it’s like to win 1/2 Natty.

Close, but no cigar.
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what it's like to have a national championship. Got it. Thanks for making an attempt.

Also, you had to edit that? Twice? Guess you made 3 attempts.

Haie was in diapers when Huskies won their 1/2 Natty.

You are correct, tho. I don’t know what it’s like to win 1/2 Natty.

Close, but no cigar.

Oregon fans don’t know what it’s like to win a natty. Period.
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what it's like to have a national championship. Got it. Thanks for making an attempt.

Also, you had to edit that? Twice? Guess you made 3 attempts.

Haie was in diapers when Huskies won their 1/2 Natty.[/b]

You are correct, tho. I don’t know what it’s like to win 1/2 Natty.

Close, but no cigar.

False.
 
4-8 Haie: Class of 2010?

How old were you in 1991? Four?

Great memories!

Beyond pathetic.

Where were you when Oregon completed the 0 both times?

I was laughing and hoping for further injuries against Mariota on that ankle thing.

Pretty sure Billy Joe would kick the living fuck out of the best QB in your history on and off the field.
 
4-8 Haie: Class of 2010?

How old were you in 1991? Four?

Great memories!

Beyond pathetic.

Where were you when Oregon completed the 0 both times?

I was laughing and hoping for further injuries against Mariota on that ankle thing.

Pretty sure Billy Joe would kick the living fuck out of the best QB in your history on and off the field.

My dad could beat up your dad?
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what it's like to have a national championship. Got it. Thanks for making an attempt.

Also, you had to edit that? Twice? Guess you made 3 attempts.

Haie was in diapers when Huskies won their 1/2 Natty.

You are correct, tho. I don’t know what it’s like to win 1/2 Natty.

Close, but no cigar.

Oregon fans don’t know what it’s like to win a natty. Period.

Who was named No. 1 in the AP Final Poll in 1991 . . . Miami.

Who was named No. 1 in UPI (Coaches Poll)? Washington.

Co-Champions = 1/2 Natty

Win a Rose Bowl, then pop off no longer your go to?

Fuck you, Fatters.
 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what it's like to have a national championship. Got it. Thanks for making an attempt.

Also, you had to edit that? Twice? Guess you made 3 attempts.

Haie was in diapers when Huskies won their 1/2 Natty.

You are correct, tho. I don’t know what it’s like to win 1/2 Natty.

Close, but no cigar.

Oregon fans don’t know what it’s like to win a natty. Period.

Who was named No. 1 in the AP Final Poll in 1991 . . . Miami.

Who was named No. 1 in UPI (Coaches Poll)? Washington.

Co-Champions = 1/2 Natty

Win a Rose Bowl, then pop off no longer your go to?

Fuck you, Fatters.

OK. I am completely shocked you could do that math. Honest to God. Floored

Kudos

 

"He took the position to its peak at Oregon, winning the Heisman Trophy in 2014 and almost leading the Ducks to their first national championship."

Wonder what that's like, almost having your first national championship.

Anyone able to explain that?

It’s akin to having half a Natty (while claiming two); not a single Heisman Trophy winner; and a record of 4-16 (in 20 head-to-head matchups) in this Century (vs. the gutty little Ducks).

*Washington would like to thank their campus Administration, ADs and coaching hires for the awesome trajectory their football program is on in the 21st Century.

*Washington fans

So, what you're saying is, you don't know what it's like to have a national championship. Got it. Thanks for making an attempt.

Also, you had to edit that? Twice? Guess you made 3 attempts.

Haie was in diapers when Huskies won their 1/2 Natty.

You are correct, tho. I don’t know what it’s like to win 1/2 Natty.

Close, but no cigar.

Oregon fans don’t know what it’s like to win a natty. Period.

Who was named No. 1 in the AP Final Poll in 1991 . . . Miami.

Who was named No. 1 in UPI (Coaches Poll)? Washington.

Co-Champions = 1/2 Natty

Win a Rose Bowl, then pop off no longer your go to?

Fuck you, Fatters.

I know the history. And it’s still a big fat zero in the natty category for you.
 
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