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The recent government shutdown resulted in furloughs for reporters Ben E. Beaver and Rob Bobertson. But not to worry. Race F. Bannon wins the day with a look at the evolution of Husky Football since the firing of Rick Neuheisel.
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Your best effort.
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This, even though it needs these two items of FREE PUB! for TKS plugged in somewhere:

hasty will be the best back on the field

TKS resorts to fucking cougars to forget the pain of Husky football.
 
I don't get it.

The passages where they looked each other in the eye would give JohnB and his higher level chat mates a boner while they bark for Sark in chorus.
 
"Emmert hires his Pool Boy as the new Athletic Director."

Wait, I'm confused. I thought Pool Boy was the Head Coach?
 
RACE! ANOTHER JACKASS POST!!!

No mention of DawgDaysNight, "taking off the gloves" in order to "roll," or Roof?

Meh, not your best effort
 
Seriously Doogs need to fucking read this and learn a fucking thing or two.

This post was spot on! It's incredible how much this program has fucked up over a decade and yet the masses still recycle the same excuses more than 23 times.
 
CollegeDoog gets laid. Good stuff. He was like 12 then.
 
Seriously Doogs need to fucking read this and learn a fucking thing or two.

This post was spot on! It's incredible how much this program has fucked up over a decade and yet the masses still recycle the same excuses more than 23 times.
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I linked it to my favorite Doogs on twitter. Their response:

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Doogs hate facts.
 
Not bad for an expedited timeline outlining Husky Football's downfall and resurrection to lap-doog mediocrity, but I think you left out one important milestone:

- Ty ignores first recruiting season to coach all-star game including Hawaiian golf vacation, thus setting precedent for UW hiring new football coaches with mega-$million contracts who can't or refuse to hit the ground running (This fits nicely just after your "Ty will need to change the culture")

Can't imagine what your middle initial "F" must stand for.
 
Seriously Doogs need to fucking read this and learn a fucking thing or two.

This post was spot on! It's incredible how much this program has fucked up over a decade and yet the masses still recycle the same excuses more than 23 times.
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I linked it to my favorite Doogs on twitter. Their response:

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Doogs hate facts.
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I even have friends who are Doogs and when I try to tell them facts like lack of OL recruiting, or how they were fucking wrong on Ty, Holt, Jack Z, etc they always pull the card of "Why are you always so negative? Win or lose I'm happy with my life blah blah blah".
 
Seriously Doogs need to fucking read this and learn a fucking thing or two.

This post was spot on! It's incredible how much this program has fucked up over a decade and yet the masses still recycle the same excuses more than 23 times.
Click to expand...

I linked it to my favorite Doogs on twitter. Their response:

ostriches-head-in-sand.jpg


Doogs hate facts.
Click to expand...

I even have friends who are Doogs and when I try to tell them facts like lack of OL recruiting, or how they were fucking wrong on Ty, Holt, Jack Z, etc they always pull the card of "Why are you always so negative? Win or lose I'm happy with my life blah blah blah".
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And they allege not being a real Dawg fan if don't give the Huskies a shot to win 4 days before the game is even played in Tempe this week.

Win or lose doogs are happy. That is what is fucking wrong with the fan base.
 
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