DUCKFIGHTER ILLUSTRATED SPECIAL REPORT: PRAY FOR COVEY

[UW_Doog_Bot]

 

[RaceBannon]

Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?

Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.

For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.

The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."

Things have changed around Montlake. For real.

The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them

They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?

Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.

For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.

The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."

Things have changed around Montlake. For real.

The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them

They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94

Needs more Baileys.

Why does the Chinternet not have a pic of Walter Bailey's Heisman pose?

 

[YellowSnow]

Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?

Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.

For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.

The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."

Things have changed around Montlake. For real.

The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them

They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94

Needs more Baileys.

Why does the Chinternet not have a pic of Walter Bailey's Heisman pose?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Enjoyed the Olympia Stubby.

Too bad Race’s wife can’t say the same!!!1! ROFL XOXOX BFF BUDDY!!!

 

[dflea]

Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?

Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.

For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.

The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."

Things have changed around Montlake. For real.

Talking shit after destroying someone was never frowned upon that I can recall, except for by faggots.

 

[TTJ]

Andre DeSaussure would also like a word.

 

[HillsboroDuck]

Is it just me or does that back judge look like he was photoshopped in there?

 

[dtd]

Is it just me or does that back judge look like he was photoshopped in there?

The hella gay one? Yeah.

 

[Gladstone]

Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?

HYG

did not notice that, hahaha

 

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[dtd]

That piece of shit took me 25 fucking minutes.

 

[PurpleBaze]

That piece of shit took me 25 fucking minutes.

It's hard.

 

[creepycoug]

Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?

Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.

For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.

The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."

Things have changed around Montlake. For real.

The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them

They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94

Needs more Baileys.

Why does the Chinternet not have a pic of Walter Bailey's Heisman pose?

That's funny. And where's Nap?

 

[RuffaloSoldier]

I watched this game. YOu should not be making fun of Covey. He is a brave and tough young man. I hope that he isallright.

 

[Gilbystaint]

I watched this game. YOu should not be making fun of Covey. He is a brave and tough young man. I hope that he isallright.

Dude, drop it and go home.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

I watched this game. YOu should not be making fun of Covey. He is a brave and tough young man. I hope that he isallright.

Dude, drop it and go home.

No, please stay and continue to preAch to these heathens.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I think it’s great that our senior statesman, @RaceBannon has embraced technology to improve upon his technically gifted writing.

Stalin should take notes.

 

[creepycoug]

Upon review, my favorite Covey moment is actually the round robin of shittalk after his fumble. The entire secondary got into it, to such extent that the little bitch actually whined to the ref for a flag, to no avail. It’s glorious. @GrundleStiltzkin gifworthy?

Not Nebraska classy if you axe me.

For a geriatric like me, it's fun to see the current generation of Husky fans embrace the shit-talk "swag" culture that my Canes INVENTED. Because as Race and Flea and others can attest, this used to be a pretty prudish outpost as fans go, and the Cane way was despised.

The phrase you used to hear old and young white frat boys use over and over and over again was: "Come on! Act like you've been there before. Have some class."

Things have changed around Montlake. For real.

The 91 Dawgs hit and shit talked with the best of them

They also slobber knocked the Canes in 94

@RaceBannon throwing in the gratuitous Bruener pic to create internal creep conflict. So obvious man.

 

[RaceBannon]

BRITAIN COVEY 1988 - 2018 RIP[/b]

Are we done here?

Washington beat Utah 21-7 at Utah in a game people will be talking about forever. Jake Browning was on target as usual and showed the poise and presence you want to have in a 4 year starter at quarterback

So its a win and a mere 10 years ago we didn't win any games at all so we should be happy with our middling lot in life and write big checks to the University! WOOF!

NEXT ON TAP[/b]

Veteran leader and 4 year starter Jake Browning leads our DAWGS against ASU at Midnight Eastern time so everyone will watch. Browning has natural skills at leading men and they really rally around his back up, Jim Haener.

Washington brings improved special teams play in a throwback to a golden era in kicking

ASU fans were initially skeptical of the hiring of Herm Edwards to be Devil in Chief.

Herm won them over with the annual late night desert win over Michigan State then lost them again by not winning the game against SDSU. Herm has a message for bitchfork wagon jumpers.

And a word of advice, always wear your cup around Herm.

WASHINGTON 24, ASU 10[/b]

GAMEDAY BACK IN EUGENE[/b]

Oregon football managed to stay unbeaten long enough to welcome Stanford to an alleged Pac 12 North Showdown at Autzen Arena. Duck players filled their sleeves with fat after all the cupcakes.

It's all fun and games until you have to play the game. Stanford will beat up the soft ducks and win somewhat easily say 28 to 10

Guess who isn't walking through that door anytime soon?

It isn't sad to see how far Oregon has fallen, its hilarious.

TROJANS HOST WSU FRIDAY NIGHT[/b]

It is fitting that these two teams meet on a Friday night as USC is as well coached as a high school team and WSU is a high school team. No one cares but the Cuogs should pull the upset that sends Country Legend Clay Helton down the road in his pickup with his dog.

Meanwhile back at Montlake we take a live look at how the fans are feeling knowing there are still at least 9 games for Jake Browning to play.

Thanks for Reading and a special thanks to our new overlords!

Fuck off

bump slam into Covey's head