DuckFighter Illustrated: College Football is Back!

[DerekJohnson]

this is gay:

(Editor's note: For those uninitiated to the writings of Race Bannon, his articles are satirical in nature and are to be taken tongue-in-cheek).

Race never claimed to be a journalist.

i'd like to think that people reading DFI would understand that it's satire and would not need the disclaimer. or am I getting whooshed and that's part of the schtick?

No, not being whooshed. Yes, most people reading it would figure it out quickly. But I'm not taking any chances in the early stages.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Can we get Auburndawg as a guest writer? I find his writing to be satirical in nature as well.

 

[tracker]

Nice read.
Edgier, please.

 

[ThomasFremont]

FIRST!!1!

 

[RoadDawg55]

Wasn't it Phil Bleenor who told us that he really only considers this Sarks second year?

I think it was. Phil Bleenor doesn't count the years that Holt was the DC. That means the two wins vs. USC and the Holiday Bowl win vs. Nebraska don't count as well.

Good for Phil Bleenor. He's a fucking asshole.

Assholes like you will be the reason Phil Bleenor cancels his subscription. We are lucky he still posts on the board.

 

[BennyBeaver]

Not satiry enough.