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DTD's Office Chair Rumored to be next UCLA Coach
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I'd love to know what kind of organization employs dtd.
In my head it's the web company equivalent of that batshit insane Seattle marketing company that did all the Crazy Larry stuff for Sark.
That’s 38k too large.
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Left Nike a few years back for an industry rival. Clearly they have more money than they know what to do with.
You know more about Oregon football than I do.
When a greased-up UCLA beats UW in November, I will make an AI image of Bruins players giving DTD's office chair a Gatorade bath
I mean, that chair you posted very clearly has a big ass personality.
@haie because yet again @DerekJohnson quoting is broken.
I work for a company worth multiple tens of billions of dollars. As I said before, hiring people like me is not how they got there. Yet here I am. Nike said no mas work from home, so I peaced out. Now I can watch jerk off to Josh Pate during meetings with Mumbai. I work maybe 30 hours a week and nobody has any idea what I do, aside from jerking off on zoom.
I work for a company worth multiple tens of billions of dollars. As I said before, hiring people like me is not how they got there. Yet here I am. Nike said no mas work from home, so I peaced out. Now I can watch jerk off to Josh Pate during meetings with Mumbai. I work maybe 30 hours a week and nobody has any idea what I do, aside from jerking off on zoom.
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Okay. You have complained 500 times publicly about the site being broken. You have complained to me 500 times in PMs about the site being broken and how stupid you think I am. I get it. If I see one more new complaint from you over the site about things you've already complained about, I will refund you your $50, wish you well and ship you back to eDuck.
DTD gone forever, oh no…
How about a Friday sacrifice before he and a couple other ducks shitpost all over our Apple Cup game thread. That shit is getting annoying AF.
Another fallen program in the Beav will have been sacrificed to the Nike God after getting beat 84-0. Another rousing edition of Shout will have been enjoyed. Another recruit from Baltimore will have committed. We will be behind 13-14 in Pullman to a Cougar team worse than 2008. The sharks will be circling. Up the sco.
LOL'd for real