Dry January

January has been dry for me so far, but should I actually try to keep it going I have a hard time seeing that lasting beyond a friend's 40th birthday mid-month.
 
Wife offered me the beer, knowing full well I was “doing” Dry January. After I said no thanks, she reminded me my sister’s birthday is in a few weeks and I’d be drinking for sure that day, so what’s the point. I said yes to the beer and she laughed at me for being so easy to convince.
 
Haven't touched the sauce since Sunday

I like to call it the sauce

I have a beer fridge about 10 yards from my office desk. Comes in handy on a Friday afternoon.

I always did at my office. Many friends as well. My son is a tech guy. Not unusual. half his office smokes weed on their breaks. Big time tech company as well. Friends at Microsoft who do it all the time as well.
Not condoning it, but there's the real world out there.
 
Haven't touched the sauce since Sunday

I like to call it the sauce

I have a beer fridge about 10 yards from my office desk. Comes in handy on a Friday afternoon.

I always did at my office. Many friends as well. My son is a tech guy. Not unusual. half his office smokes weed on their breaks. Big time tech company as well. Friends at Microsoft who do it all the time as well.
Not condoning it, but there's the real world out there.

I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t vape TUFF and drink HARD at work.
 
Haven't touched the sauce since Sunday

I like to call it the sauce

I have a beer fridge about 10 yards from my office desk. Comes in handy on a Friday afternoon.

I always did at my office. Many friends as well. My son is a tech guy. Not unusual. half his office smokes weed on their breaks. Big time tech company as well. Friends at Microsoft who do it all the time as well.
Not condoning it, but there's the real world out there.

At my job we get hair follicle, cheek swab, and breathalyzer tests randomly. By "randomly," they mean, "If somebody in management learns you went on vacation somewhere fun."

It's extremely hard to find contractors willing to work here because they fear the required follicle test. Company's too stupid to realize they're shooting themselves in the foot.
 
Haven't touched the sauce since Sunday

I like to call it the sauce

I have a beer fridge about 10 yards from my office desk. Comes in handy on a Friday afternoon.

I always did at my office. Many friends as well. My son is a tech guy. Not unusual. half his office smokes weed on their breaks. Big time tech company as well. Friends at Microsoft who do it all the time as well.
Not condoning it, but there's the real world out there.

I work in my basement. Plenty of hot pockets and cold beer.
 
Haven't touched the sauce since Sunday

I like to call it the sauce

I have a beer fridge about 10 yards from my office desk. Comes in handy on a Friday afternoon.

I always did at my office. Many friends as well. My son is a tech guy. Not unusual. half his office smokes weed on their breaks. Big time tech company as well. Friends at Microsoft who do it all the time as well.
Not condoning it, but there's the real world out there.

At my job we get hair follicle, cheek swab, and breathalyzer tests randomly. By "randomly," they mean, "If somebody in management learns you went on vacation somewhere fun."

It's extremely hard to find contractors willing to work here because they fear the required follicle test. Company's too stupid to realize they're shooting themselves in the foot.

Unless you're performing rocket surgery, that's pretty goddamned dumb.

Who gives a fuck what you do on your time off?

 
Haven't touched the sauce since Sunday

I like to call it the sauce

I have a beer fridge about 10 yards from my office desk. Comes in handy on a Friday afternoon.

I always did at my office. Many friends as well. My son is a tech guy. Not unusual. half his office smokes weed on their breaks. Big time tech company as well. Friends at Microsoft who do it all the time as well.
Not condoning it, but there's the real world out there.

At my job we get hair follicle, cheek swab, and breathalyzer tests randomly. By "randomly," they mean, "If somebody in management learns you went on vacation somewhere fun."

It's extremely hard to find contractors willing to work here because they fear the required follicle test. Company's too stupid to realize they're shooting themselves in the foot.

When that whole mess started I was running flooring subcontractors. I used to ask the GC if they wanted a floor or not

Because our guys do drugs
 
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