Drunken Cry for help: About to go on a date with a former lesbian

[Doogles]

The title says it all. I just passed out for 3 hours in my local bars parking lot, skipped over to ross and bought a serviceable button up, and am about to meet a girl who used to munch rug for a living at smugglers cove (which is one of the top 100 bars in the world according to some hype mag). I'm still blasted from the day. How do I swindle a 3some while only able to articulate 2 syllable words MAX?

 

[RaceBannon]

Rules for life

The less you say the smarter people think you are

 

[Dick_B]

Rules for life

The less you say the smarter people think you are

which explains your rep........

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Rules for life

The less you say the smarter people think you are

Huh?

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[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The title says it all. I just passed out for 3 hours in my local bars parking lot, skipped over to ross and bought a serviceable button up, and am about to meet a girl who used to munch rug for a living at smugglers cove (which is one of the top 100 bars in the world according to some hype mag). I'm still blasted from the day. How do I swindle a 3some while only able to articulate 2 syllable words MAX?

Flagged because I don't have the authority to delete this bullshit post that does not include pictures.

 

[CuntWaffle]

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Huh?

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CuntWaffle

5 Gilby avatars in the top 10. Fuck you all.

 

[Fenwick]

For me it was the best lay I ever had. For you I have severe doubts.

 

[dnc]

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Huh?

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CuntWaffle

Worst. FREE PUB. Ever.

But still. FREE PUB!!!

 

[allpurpleallgold]

You're drunk and have probably already fucked it up by now. But for future reference, don't bring up the threesome. Every dumb fuck guy she's ever known has tried that.

You'll overestimate how clever you are and think you can make it funny but real. You'll sound like a dumbass. Just like every other dumb ass before you.

If you want a threesome so bad then pay for it. Stop bothering this poor girl.

 

[BallSacked]

Applies to 81% of Doogles posts.

 

[RoadDawg55]

The title says it all. I just passed out for 3 hours in my local bars parking lot, skipped over to ross and bought a serviceable button up, and am about to meet a girl who used to munch rug for a living at smugglers cove (which is one of the top 100 bars in the world according to some hype mag). I'm still blasted from the day. How do I swindle a 3some while only able to articulate 2 syllable words MAX?

I'll take this at face value and say get some blow. Don't get a ball and crack out, just get a gram and take a few bumps as needed to sober you up.

 

[Swaye]

Well, did you bang her?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

So which of these hotties looks the most like your date?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Forgot one

 

[RaceBannon]

Rules for life

The less you say the smarter people think you are

Huh?

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CuntWaffle

You of all people should not need to be told to grow the hell up and learn the difference between the internets and real life

 

[SpoonieLuv]

Rules for life

The less you say the smarter people think you are

@Tequilla

true??!?!

 

[2001400ex]

Here's a cool story, bro. My buddy has a 22 year old daughter, who already has a child. She's smoking hot, tig ole bitties, a hair chunky but nothing a few weeks in the gym wouldn't fix. She's living with this lesbian who's kinda converting her, which bothers the shit out of my buddy. He's not into gay people in any way. He's been telling me for a year that her friend is ugly, saying he'd be fine if she was with a hot lesbian, so I'd been picturing something like what CFetters posted. I finally met her last weekend and she's actually pretty hot herself. She was wearing boy shorts and a dudes button up shirt. But shit, put a dress on her and she be hot.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Someone keeps score in this shithole?!?

Who knew?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Forgot one

Didn't forget it, just didn't wanna share it.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Here's a cool story, bro. My buddy has a 22 year old daughter, who already has a child. She's smoking hot, tig ole bitties, a hair chunky but nothing a few weeks in the gym wouldn't fix. She's living with this lesbian who's kinda converting her, which bothers the shit out of my buddy. He's not into gay people in any way. He's been telling me for a year that her friend is ugly, saying he'd be fine if she was with a hot lesbian, so I'd been picturing something like what CFetters posted. I finally met her last weekend and she's actually pretty hot herself. She was wearing boy shorts and a dudes button up shirt. But shit, put a dress on her and she be hot.

That story fucking sucked. Nice pictures too asshole.

LEAVE!