Don't get in the foxhole with Cyler Miles

[allpurpleallgold]

no fight stories since a pathetic one in 8th grade, but some crazy methhead cunt threatened to shoot me because I stepped on her rocks. I'm completely serious ( people have rocks on their parking strip/ front of their property here instead of grass and sometimes manicure them). There were also the two methheads who robbed me for $6 at gunpoint.

Also, obligatory: "APAG" is full of shit like usual

Sorry, when have I been full of shit previously?

 

[Ron_Fairly]

no fight stories since a pathetic one in 8th grade, but some crazy methhead cunt threatened to shoot me because I stepped on her rocks. I'm completely serious ( people have rocks on their parking strip/ front of their property here instead of grass and sometimes manicure them). There were also the two methheads who robbed me for $6 at gunpoint.

Also, obligatory: "APAG" is full of shit like usual

Sorry, when have I never been full of shit previously?

 

[allpurpleallgold]

You guys are lucky I post here at all.

 

[Swaye]

They were looking for trouble. That's the disappointing part. Frat boys can be are usually idiots, but why ask for it? If some drunken idiot came to their apartment and said, "In your face! Seahawks!!" then he's asking for it and deserves a sucker punch.

this. anyone who just walks down the street and starts harassing a dude and his girlfriend is a complete shit head. anyone who gets pissed over the outcome of a sporting event, to the point of throwing punches, is a shit head.

Cyler Myles and Demorea'reae'rea Stringfellow are shit heads, I don't care if Roaddoog's dad and frat bro's enjoyed getting gangbanged by football players back in the day. Normal people dont.

The point wasn't that they liked getting beat up. Nobody likes getting their ass kicked. It sucks. They might enjoy the stories now, but I doubt they were pumped about a football player whooping their asses. The point was that the kid was fine. If he got his jaw broke and had to drink from a straw from a straw for six weeks, then yeah, String deserves the punishment. I've been sucker punched at a bar before for no reason but a mistaken identity. I didn't go to the cops and press charges because of a black eye. Life goes on.

He deserves punishment if he threw a punch. You know, because that's like, assault?

You should have pressed charges on the guy who sucker punched you in the bar. I guess you hate settling out of court for an easy 2 grand.

Not worth it. I was fine. It really wasn't that big of deal. The guy got stomped out by the homies and life went on.

What bar do you go to? I've never been in an altercation ever in my life at a bar and have never had "homies" who stomp people out either.

Is this down in L.A.? If so I'm not at all surprised. If this was up here curious where at?

I mean I've been in more fights than I can remember and that's just hanging out with West Seattle people. I grew up on Mercer Island so I know there is a world where people don't really get into fights but that other world isn't far away.

L O L

Been close a few times, but I haven't really been in a fight since I left West Seattle (well, if you don't count a few throw downs with my brother). Got jumped one time in 8th grade, got roughed up pretty good. My mom called the cops (I was a total bad ass). They filed a report but the cops clearly did not give a shit. Nothing happened to anyone involved.

Fights happen. As long as there are no weapons involved and nobody gets curb stomped, life goes on.

Sack up, pussies.

This.

So, I won my 7-11 fight pretty handily. Cops asked me if I wanted to press charges. I said "No, I am pretty sure that 20 year old just learned a valuable life lesson. Plus, his buddy saw him get his ass kicked by a middle aged white dude, which will just ruin him in his neighborhood for months." Heh.

On the other end of the spectrum, got into a scuffle in Tijuana in my mid 20's. I learned a valuable life's lesson. Don't talk shit to 4 Mexicans alone in Tijuana. Mudhole. Stomped. In. Ass.

Fight's teach you a lot about life, and yourself. Plus, who wants to die without any scars?

No weapons, no major injuries (like don't clown stomp the mother fucker after he goes down), no problem. You win some, you lose some, but either way it's interesting.

It was actually a 7-11 off Van Dorne in Alexandria, VA. But, that experience has always made the 7-11 Aurora shit one of my favorite jokes around here. I might be the only dumbass here who has actually had fisticuffs at one.

Would you have pulled the same shit at a 7-11 on Mt. Vernon Ave in Alexandria?

Not likely. I would be dead.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

G code? We're talking mostly affluent and middle class white and Asian kids in frat houses on a pretty (75k) boulevard near a top 20 public US college. Now, I agree we're overly litigious as a fucking country, but Watts it's not. It depends on the circumstances, but if meatheads hit you for no good reason, fuck 'em. The cops can deal with it.

It was just a joke. The G Code, we don't talk to police is a line from a Geto Boys song. I do think they are kind of soft for going to the cops without any real injuries. I also don't buy that he knocked out the girl, but it could have been because she wasn't feeling well. That line right there makes it seem like it's very likely (99%) bullshit. If he really knocked out the girl in front of a bunch of people, I don't think there would be any doubt. Big black dude knocks out little white girl in front of a shitload of people?

ah, another Bill whoosh

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

 

[Ron_Fairly]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

All of that could be true. Then again, I could be the REAL Ron Fairly.

 

[RoadDawg55]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

It was in Arizona.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

Whatever.

 

[RoadDawg55]

I'm going Road Doogamus with this post. APAG grew up in Mercer Island. He graduated high school, wanted to get off the island, and moved to Seattle. Heavy drinking, some drug use, and being a dumb ass for a few years = some inevitable fights. He was a patron of the black strip club in Arizona. Seems logical to me. It is the internet, so he could be lying but it's not like he said he had a great stock portfolio, was a climate control expert, knew where all the best cocaine was, and paid for his own Super Bowl ticket while being a full time student.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

 

[Doogles]

They were looking for trouble. That's the disappointing part. Frat boys can be are usually idiots, but why ask for it? If some drunken idiot came to their apartment and said, "In your face! Seahawks!!" then he's asking for it and deserves a sucker punch.

this. anyone who just walks down the street and starts harassing a dude and his girlfriend is a complete shit head. anyone who gets pissed over the outcome of a sporting event, to the point of throwing punches, is a shit head.

Cyler Myles and Demorea'reae'rea Stringfellow are shit heads, I don't care if Roaddoog's dad and frat bro's enjoyed getting gangbanged by football players back in the day. Normal people dont.

The point wasn't that they liked getting beat up. Nobody likes getting their ass kicked. It sucks. They might enjoy the stories now, but I doubt they were pumped about a football player whooping their asses. The point was that the kid was fine. If he got his jaw broke and had to drink from a straw from a straw for six weeks, then yeah, String deserves the punishment. I've been sucker punched at a bar before for no reason but a mistaken identity. I didn't go to the cops and press charges because of a black eye. Life goes on.

My bad about that Dawg.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

I'm going Road Doogamus with this post. APAG grew up in Mercer Island. He graduated high school, wanted to get off the island, and moved to Seattle. Heavy drinking, some drug use, and being a dumb ass for a few years = some inevitable fights. He was a patron of the black strip club in Arizona. Seems logical to me. It is the internet, so he could be lying but it's not like he said he had a great stock portfolio, was a climate control expert, knew where all the best cocaine was, and paid for his own Super Bowl ticket while being a full time student.

Close. I transfered to West Seattle High School halfway through freshman year. I wasn't kicked out of Mercer Island
but I was asked to leave.

And I went to the black strip club. And it was fucking awesome.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I'm going Road Doogamus with this post. APAG grew up in Mercer Island. He graduated high school, wanted to get off the island, and moved to Seattle. Heavy drinking, some drug use, and being a dumb ass for a few years = some inevitable fights. He was a patron of the black strip club in Arizona. Seems logical to me. It is the internet, so he could be lying but it's not like he said he had a great stock portfolio, was a climate control expert, knew where all the best cocaine was, and paid for his own Super Bowl ticket while being a full time student.

Exactly.

Most of it is kind of realistic and plausible, but people here like to use pseudonyms. That's all I have to say...

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75 chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer as you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

 

[allpurpleallgold]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

Really all I meant was that I've been in a lot of fights. If you asked me to count I couldn't give you an exact number. If I'd been in 3 fights I'd remember 3 fights. But I've been in a bunch so I don't know the exact number.

I also can't remember how many girls I've had sex with. That doesn't make me Wilt Chamberlain.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75
chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer a
s you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

I'm definitely not that high but I did know a guy that was well into the hundreds. To be fair though he fucked girls, guys and whatever trannies count as. You haven't lived until you've had your friend tell you about the tranny he fucked off craigslist. "Her tool was bigger than mine" was his best quote.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75 chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer as you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

banging 75 chicks isn't that unrealistic. the 80/20 rule

guys that constantly brag about how much pussy they get are definitely annoying, though. if those people were really such studs they wouldn't be so fucking desperate to let everyone else know. lions don't care what the sheep think of them

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

@allpurpleallgold‌

You haven't been in more fights and you can remember. You didn't grow up on Mercer Island, you don't hang out with a bunch of West Seattle people, and I doubt you go to the black strip club much. Keep it up though. it's a good show.

What is so unrealistic about all of that? Besides the black strip club. I don't know where those are and strip clubs in Washington are a waste of time with the no drinking law.

Being in more fights than you can remember is highly unrealistic for anyone not named Muhammad Ali

This. It's similar to the guy who says he's banged 75
chicks. You kind of nod your head and drink your beer a
s you listen to his stories and inside your head you're rolling your eyes

I'm definitely not that high but I did know a guy that was well into the hundreds. To be fair though he fucked girls, guys and whatever trannies count as. You haven't lived until you've had your friend tell you about the tranny he fucked off craigslist. "Her tool was bigger than mine" was his best quote.

what the actual fuck. you have to be a weird motherfucker to fuck a tranny off of craigslist....porn just doesn't work at that level of perversion, i guess.