Yore Honor, I'd like to present my case in Bottles Vee Cans:
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My brother dipped into his beer cellar and just dropped these off for my birthday. Most are 2015 vintage. I'm starting with the Ivan the Terrible tonight, mostly so I can annoy my family yelling, "Con, Sonar, crazy Ivan!" every 15 minutes until the bottle's empty.
I know you’re being sarcastic but the crazy Ivan happens every 30 minutes.