Do prefer DRIKIG beer from cans or bottles?

[PurpleThrobber]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Does @Swaye know @Doog_de_Jour is engaging in cans and box talk about getting the job done?

Maybe need to take that to the Wam.

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Who the fuck lets beer sit long enough to lose freshness?

Split a 2013 B-Bomb from my brother's beer cellar just the other day. From a bottle. It was amazing.

 

[coronabruin]

Who the fuck lets beer sit long enough to lose freshness?

But do you have full chain of custody from the time it’s bottled to when you purchase the beer ? We’re not talking how long it sits it your fridge with the half EATIG fancy feast cans.

Are we drinking beer or handling classified docs here?

 

[TurdBomber]

When they sell 36 bottles in one box, like I can buy Busch or Bud in cans, I might go back to bottles.

For now, it's bottles at home and cans on the road - most often to E. WA.

Shit beer, you say?

Beer. I say. And that's all that matters when I'm having fun.

 

[TurdBomber]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

 

[YellowSnow]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

Quit living in the past. This was true 25 years ago. But almost all the premium craft beers these days are sold mostly in cans it seems. The exceptions are the euro trash fancy beers and barrel aged stuff.

 

[YellowSnow]

Who the fuck lets beer sit long enough to lose freshness?

But do you have full chain of custody [/b]from the time it’s bottled to when you purchase the beer ? We’re not talking how long it sits it your fridge with the half EATIG fancy feast cans.

That that election conspiracy thinking to the Tug.

I should do a pole of key words that trigger tug Tourette’s

 

[TurdBomber]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

Quit living in the past. This was true 25 years ago. But almost all the premium craft beers these days are sold mostly in cans it seems[/b]. The exceptions are the euro trash fancy beers and barrel aged stuff.

I AM THE PAST!

And I live to haunt you girly-men who consume white wine and IPAs.

Alcohol Purgatory will be rough on you, I promise.

The beer Gods are angry.

 

[YellowSnow]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

Quit living in the past. This was true 25 years ago. But almost all the premium craft beers these days are sold mostly in cans it seems[/b]. The exceptions are the euro trash fancy beers and barrel aged stuff.

I AM THE PAST!

And I live to haunt you girly-men who consume white wine and IPAs.

Alcohol Purgatory will be rough on you, I promise.

The beer Gods are angry.

It says on my UW transcript that I’m an expert on THE PAST and I’m not a gurly man.

 

[TurdBomber]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

Quit living in the past. This was true 25 years ago. But almost all the premium craft beers these days are sold mostly in cans it seems[/b]. The exceptions are the euro trash fancy beers and barrel aged stuff.

I AM THE PAST!

And I live to haunt you girly-men who consume white wine and IPAs.

Alcohol Purgatory will be rough on you, I promise.

The beer Gods are angry.

It says on my UW transcript that I’m an expert on THE PAST and I’m not a gurly man.

You are not unappreciated. I just enjoyed an R&J stubby in your honor, in 40 degree weather, while and after walking my dog. Spent most of the day outside preparing for an early spring, so there was no cold weather shock at all.

Also loaded up on Vodka, Rum and Irish Whiskey at Total Wine last night, which made today that much better.

I do, however, wish the IPA craze would temper a bit, so I can pick up a good Amber or Scotch Ale locally, without having to drive to Tukwila.

There's a good pub or brewpub right off Newport or one block over that I think was called Silver City or something similar I used to fill growlers at while in Bend. I hope it's still there, for working class fucks like me, if I find my way there again. Haven't been there since the in-laws sold the townhouse in Broken Top.

You made a wise choice to bail on Seattle when you did. Eternal respekt. Seattle is no place for raising kids anymore. Hope Bend stays good until your tribe is out of HS.

 

[TurdBomber]

Who the fuck lets beer sit long enough to lose freshness?

But do you have full chain of custody from the time it’s bottled to when you purchase the beer ? We’re not talking how long it sits it your fridge with the half EATIG fancy feast cans.

Are we drinking beer or handling classified docs here?

That fat Fetters Chincredible avatar is fucking gold.

 

[YellowSnow]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

Quit living in the past. This was true 25 years ago. But almost all the premium craft beers these days are sold mostly in cans it seems[/b]. The exceptions are the euro trash fancy beers and barrel aged stuff.

I AM THE PAST!

And I live to haunt you girly-men who consume white wine and IPAs.

Alcohol Purgatory will be rough on you, I promise.

The beer Gods are angry.

It says on my UW transcript that I’m an expert on THE PAST and I’m not a gurly man.

You are not unappreciated. I just enjoyed an R&J stubby in your honor, in 40 degree weather, while and after walking my dog. Spent most of the day outside preparing for an early spring, so there was no cold weather shock at all.

Also loaded up on Vodka, Rum and Irish Whiskey at Total Wine last night, which made today that much better.

I do, however, wish the IPA craze would temper a bit, so I can pick up a good Amber or Scotch Ale locally, without having to drive to Tukwila.

There's a good pub or brewpub right off Newport or one block over that I think was called Silver City or something similar I used to fill growlers at while in Bend. I hope it's still there, for working class fucks like me, if I find my way there again. Haven't been there since the in-laws sold the townhouse in Broken Top.

You made a wise choice to bail on Seattle when you did. Eternal respekt. Seattle is no place for raising kids anymore. Hope Bend stays good until your tribe is out of HS.

My fridge is full of standard pale ales right now. No IPA. Everyone needs to chill the fuck out on the hops.

Silver Moon is still there.

 

[TurdBomber]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

Quit living in the past. This was true 25 years ago. But almost all the premium craft beers these days are sold mostly in cans it seems[/b]. The exceptions are the euro trash fancy beers and barrel aged stuff.

I AM THE PAST!

And I live to haunt you girly-men who consume white wine and IPAs.

Alcohol Purgatory will be rough on you, I promise.

The beer Gods are angry.

It says on my UW transcript that I’m an expert on THE PAST and I’m not a gurly man.

You are not unappreciated. I just enjoyed an R&J stubby in your honor, in 40 degree weather, while and after walking my dog. Spent most of the day outside preparing for an early spring, so there was no cold weather shock at all.

Also loaded up on Vodka, Rum and Irish Whiskey at Total Wine last night, which made today that much better.

I do, however, wish the IPA craze would temper a bit, so I can pick up a good Amber or Scotch Ale locally, without having to drive to Tukwila.

There's a good pub or brewpub right off Newport or one block over that I think was called Silver City or something similar I used to fill growlers at while in Bend. I hope it's still there, for working class fucks like me, if I find my way there again. Haven't been there since the in-laws sold the townhouse in Broken Top.

You made a wise choice to bail on Seattle when you did. Eternal respekt. Seattle is no place for raising kids anymore. Hope Bend stays good until your tribe is out of HS.

My fridge is full of standard pale ales right now. No IPA. Everyone needs to chill the fuck out on the hops. [/b]

Silver Moon is still there.

That's it. And a family style pizza place nearby. Used to patronize "Old Bend" a lot.

The newer stuff was nice, but after a day of skiing, I'm not into dim lights and fancy dark restaurants.

 

[LebamDawg]

if we're bashing boxed wine - I AM OUT

 

[TurdBomber]

if we're bashing boxed wine - I AM OUT

If anyone is bashing 30 or 36 packs, I'm out, too.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

if we're bashing boxed wine - I AM OUT

If anyone is bashing 30 or 36 packs, I'm out, too.

I was pissed on Saturday when the local liquor store only had an 18 pack of Banquets in stubbies. I remember yelling out “give me a 30 pack of cans or give me death!” and the manager said “sorry, 18 pack of bottles is all we have.”

 

[PurpleThrobber]

if we're bashing boxed wine - I AM OUT

If anyone is bashing 30 or 36 packs, I'm out, too.

I was pissed on Saturday [/b]when the local liquor store only had an 18 pack of Banquets in stubbies. I remember yelling out “give me a 30 pack of cans or give me death!” and the manager said “sorry, 18 pack of bottles is all we have.”

I think you meant:

"On Saturday I was pissed...."

Because otherwise, it reads like you got a golden shower.

Sentence structure superiority guy.

 

[chuck]

The bottle fags have come back skrong to tie it up.

I love you, but you are sometimes the quintessential hipster contrarian.

Beer in cans is like wine in boxes. Gets the job done, but it’s not “good”.

Good lord @Doog_de_Jour

Hipsters = cultural snobbery w/o depth. I have plenty of depth.

There’s no analogy between canned beer and box wine. [/b]

Except Pourness.

Quit living in the past. This was true 25 years ago. But almost all the premium craft beers these days are sold mostly in cans it seems[/b]. The exceptions are the euro trash fancy beers and barrel aged stuff.

I AM THE PAST!

And I live to haunt you girly-men who consume white wine and IPAs.

Alcohol Purgatory will be rough on you, I promise.

The beer Gods are angry.

It says on my UW transcript that I’m an expert on THE PAST and I’m not a gurly man.

You are not unappreciated. I just enjoyed an R&J stubby in your honor, in 40 degree weather, while and after walking my dog. Spent most of the day outside preparing for an early spring, so there was no cold weather shock at all.

Also loaded up on Vodka, Rum and Irish Whiskey at Total Wine last night, which made today that much better.

I do, however, wish the IPA craze would temper a bit, so I can pick up a good Amber or Scotch Ale locally, without having to drive to Tukwila.

There's a good pub or brewpub right off Newport or one block over that I think was called Silver City or something similar I used to fill growlers at while in Bend. I hope it's still there, for working class fucks like me, if I find my way there again. Haven't been there since the in-laws sold the townhouse in Broken Top.

You made a wise choice to bail on Seattle when you did. Eternal respekt. Seattle is no place for raising kids anymore. Hope Bend stays good until your tribe is out of HS.

My fridge is full of standard pale ales right now. No IPA. Everyone needs to chill the fuck out on the hops.

Silver Moon is still there.

I only buy a six pack about once every couple of months or so. It's usually a Mirrorpond or good old fashioned Full Sail amber. Colder weather I'll still get a Black Butte porter if I can find it. I've been drinking these since I wasn't old enough to buy them myself.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

if we're bashing boxed wine - I AM OUT

If anyone is bashing 30 or 36 packs, I'm out, too.

I was pissed on Saturday [/b]when the local liquor store only had an 18 pack of Banquets in stubbies. I remember yelling out “give me a 30 pack of cans or give me death!” and the manager said “sorry, 18 pack of bottles is all we have.”

I think you meant:

"On Saturday I was pissed...."

Because otherwise, it reads like you got a golden shower.

Sentence structure superiority guy.

Every bored has one.

TYFYS

 

[1to392831weretaken]

Yore Honor, I'd like to present my case in Bottles Vee Cans:



My brother dipped into his beer cellar and just dropped these off for my birthday. Most are 2015 vintage. I'm starting with the Ivan the Terrible tonight, mostly so I can annoy my family yelling, "Con, Sonar, crazy Ivan!" every 15 minutes until the bottle's empty.