DM to the bored from Puppy

[PurpleJ]

MisterM & YellowPiss,

I hope your kids accomplish as much in kindergarten as pumpeii did.

Pump would be sent home on day 1 these days. Millennial parents have ruined everything. Cant bully weaktards anymore, cant tickle titties and asses anymore. Kindergarten is a shit show nowdays well, ill just go ahead and say k-16 is a shit show. Thanks millennials

Cyber bullying is a big problem these days Pup.

Anyone who allows someone to cyberbully them is a bigger pussy than one who allows another to physically bully them. Its so stupid. Stand up for your fucking self.

Tommy been bullied his whole life yet he sticks up for himself, albeit with one hand on his 24" waist and his other waiving around with index extended into the breeze. But hey, i give him credit for trying. Cant believe im saying this, but little sissy kids could learn a thing or two from freeme

Agreed. Gotta cull the weak somehow, especially the tattle tales.

 

[PurpleJ]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Yella, when did u turn into a little knicker-wearing metro guy?

I am like a salmon. Procreation has made me weak and ready to expire.

Well salmon work really hard, overvome incredible obstacles b4 they expire...you?

You ever raised two little boys under 5 before? That shit will wreck you Pup.

Feel your pain, Snow. We're out of the basic bam-bam stage, and now in the stealing clothes/hats to full-blown fist-fight over anything phase.

It gets better, I have been told...

Raise two boys tuff enough to kill one another like the good book says and the problem solves itself. It's your own fault for being a fucking heathen Seattleite.

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things[/b] but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Handsome
Successful
Swarthy
Hot-tempered
Educated
Wealthy
Cane Fan

Just for starters.

Able-bodied?

 

[MisterEm]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Yella, when did u turn into a little knicker-wearing metro guy?

I am like a salmon. Procreation has made me weak and ready to expire.

Well salmon work really hard, overvome incredible obstacles b4 they expire...you?

You ever raised two little boys under 5 before? That shit will wreck you Pup.

Feel your pain, Snow. We're out of the basic bam-bam stage, and now in the stealing clothes/hats to full-blown fist-fight over anything phase.

It gets better, I have been told...

Raise two boys tuff enough to kill one another like the good book says and the problem solves itself. It's your own fault for being a fucking heathen Seattleite.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, @puppylove_sugarsteel . Not worried about them killing each other, that is a given. I am worried about them killing me already...

1. Youngest already shattered my AC joint at 3, jumping off a diving board and cannonballed Dad #1. Had to graft pig bone into bicep head and humerus, in order to repair as the shoulder had been repaired 5 times previously. Same kid that rolled the M3 racecar out of the garage and down the cul-de-sac at 18 months. Have to chock the wheels as he can climb in window, get it out of gear and e-brake off. Ballsy little shit...

2. Oldest got kicked out of 2nd and 3rd grade for fighting -- aka slugging the same 4th and 5th grade bully talking shit to his little bro at recess.

3. Snitches get stitches has been engrained in both. Tattle on 1 brother, and its pushups and running laps for the other.

4. I only rented Seattle for undergrad (+3 years) and steelhead fishing. Been long gone from that liberal wasteland.

5. Other parents from the sports teams drop their little snot nosed boys at our house for "MisterEm's bootcamp."

There's five reasons why the Em's will not be raising little faggot boys...and why I will be dead in 5 years or less.

 

[YellowSnow]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Yella, when did u turn into a little knicker-wearing metro guy?

I am like a salmon. Procreation has made me weak and ready to expire.

Well salmon work really hard, overvome incredible obstacles b4 they expire...you?

You ever raised two little boys under 5 before? That shit will wreck you Pup.

Feel your pain, Snow. We're out of the basic bam-bam stage, and now in the stealing clothes/hats to full-blown fist-fight over anything phase.

It gets better, I have been told...

Raise two boys tuff enough to kill one another like the good book says and the problem solves itself. It's your own fault for being a fucking heathen Seattleite.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, @puppylove_sugarsteel . Not worried about them killing each other, that is a given. I am worried about them killing me already...

1. Youngest already shattered my AC joint at 3, jumping off a diving board and cannonballed Dad #1. Had to graft pig bone into bicep head and humerus, in order to repair as the shoulder had been repaired 5 times previously. Same kid that rolled the M3 racecar out of the garage and down the cul-de-sac at 18 months. Have to chock the wheels as he can climb in window, get it out of gear and e-brake off. Ballsy little shit...

2. Oldest got kicked out of 2nd and 3rd grade for fighting -- aka slugging the same 4th and 5th grade bully talking shit to his little bro at recess.

3. Snitches get stitches has been engrained in both. Tattle on 1 brother, and its pushups and running laps for the other.

4. I only rented Seattle for undergrad (+3 years) and steelhead fishing. Been long gone from that liberal wasteland.

5. Other parents from the sports teams drop their little snot nosed boys at our house for "MisterEm's bootcamp."

There's five reasons why the Em's will not be raising little faggot boys...and why I will be dead in 5 years or less.

You were responding to @PurpleJ

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Yella, when did u turn into a little knicker-wearing metro guy?

I am like a salmon. Procreation has made me weak and ready to expire.

Well salmon work really hard, overvome incredible obstacles b4 they expire...you?

You ever raised two little boys under 5 before? That shit will wreck you Pup.

Feel your pain, Snow. We're out of the basic bam-bam stage, and now in the stealing clothes/hats to full-blown fist-fight over anything phase.

It gets better, I have been told...

Raise two boys tuff enough to kill one another like the good book says and the problem solves itself. It's your own fault for being a fucking heathen Seattleite.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, @puppylove_sugarsteel . Not worried about them killing each other, that is a given. I am worried about them killing me already...

1. Youngest already shattered my AC joint at 3, jumping off a diving board and cannonballed Dad #1. Had to graft pig bone into bicep head and humerus, in order to repair as the shoulder had been repaired 5 times previously. Same kid that rolled the M3 racecar out of the garage and down the cul-de-sac at 18 months. Have to chock the wheels as he can climb in window, get it out of gear and e-brake off. Ballsy little shit...

2. Oldest got kicked out of 2nd and 3rd grade for fighting -- aka slugging the same 4th and 5th grade bully talking shit to his little bro at recess.

3. Snitches get stitches has been engrained in both. Tattle on 1 brother, and its pushups and running laps for the other.

4. I only rented Seattle for undergrad (+3 years) and steelhead fishing. Been long gone from that liberal wasteland.

5. Other parents from the sports teams drop their little snot nosed boys at our house for "MisterEm's bootcamp."

There's five reasons why the Em's will not be raising little faggot boys...and why I will be dead in 5 years or less.

You were responding to @PurpleJ

 

[PurpleJ]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Yella, when did u turn into a little knicker-wearing metro guy?

I am like a salmon. Procreation has made me weak and ready to expire.

Well salmon work really hard, overvome incredible obstacles b4 they expire...you?

You ever raised two little boys under 5 before? That shit will wreck you Pup.

Feel your pain, Snow. We're out of the basic bam-bam stage, and now in the stealing clothes/hats to full-blown fist-fight over anything phase.

It gets better, I have been told...

Raise two boys tuff enough to kill one another like the good book says and the problem solves itself. It's your own fault for being a fucking heathen Seattleite.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, @puppylove_sugarsteel . Not worried about them killing each other, that is a given. I am worried about them killing me already...

1. Youngest already shattered my AC joint at 3, jumping off a diving board and cannonballed Dad #1. Had to graft pig bone into bicep head and humerus, in order to repair as the shoulder had been repaired 5 times previously. Same kid that rolled the M3 racecar out of the garage and down the cul-de-sac at 18 months. Have to chock the wheels as he can climb in window, get it out of gear and e-brake off. Ballsy little shit...

2. Oldest got kicked out of 2nd and 3rd grade for fighting -- aka slugging the same 4th and 5th grade bully talking shit to his little bro at recess.

3. Snitches get stitches has been engrained in both. Tattle on 1 brother, and its pushups and running laps for the other.

4. I only rented Seattle for undergrad (+3 years) and steelhead fishing. Been long gone from that liberal wasteland.

5. Other parents from the sports teams drop their little snot nosed boys at our house for "MisterEm's bootcamp."

There's five reasons why the Em's will not be raising little faggot boys...and why I will be dead in 5 years or less.

That's fucking awesome. So basically you have two miniature (lowercase) js on your hands.

When I was in 5th grade on the east side of Tacoma, the principal sent home a letter to all parents about possible gang activity at school. I was the leader of an exclusive club called the Pickle Kingdom with me and my two best friends. I insisted on being referred to as "King Pickle" by everyone on the playground and we took over the entire jungle gym. Wouldn't let anyone go down the slide without my approval. Drew pickles on everything and had our own fucking magic seal and shit. Principal was hatin. I remember being shocked and flattered that it was perceived as gang activity. I still want to know who snitched to this day. Probably some bitch who didn't get slide privileges.

 

[PurpleJ]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Yella, when did u turn into a little knicker-wearing metro guy?

I am like a salmon. Procreation has made me weak and ready to expire.

Well salmon work really hard, overvome incredible obstacles b4 they expire...you?

You ever raised two little boys under 5 before? That shit will wreck you Pup.

Feel your pain, Snow. We're out of the basic bam-bam stage, and now in the stealing clothes/hats to full-blown fist-fight over anything phase.

It gets better, I have been told...

Raise two boys tuff enough to kill one another like the good book says and the problem solves itself. It's your own fault for being a fucking heathen Seattleite.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, @puppylove_sugarsteel . Not worried about them killing each other, that is a given. I am worried about them killing me already...

1. Youngest already shattered my AC joint at 3, jumping off a diving board and cannonballed Dad #1. Had to graft pig bone into bicep head and humerus, in order to repair as the shoulder had been repaired 5 times previously. Same kid that rolled the M3 racecar out of the garage and down the cul-de-sac at 18 months. Have to chock the wheels as he can climb in window, get it out of gear and e-brake off. Ballsy little shit...

2. Oldest got kicked out of 2nd and 3rd grade for fighting -- aka slugging the same 4th and 5th grade bully talking shit to his little bro at recess.

3. Snitches get stitches has been engrained in both. Tattle on 1 brother, and its pushups and running laps for the other.

4. I only rented Seattle for undergrad (+3 years) and steelhead fishing. Been long gone from that liberal wasteland.

5. Other parents from the sports teams drop their little snot nosed boys at our house for "MisterEm's bootcamp."

There's five reasons why the Em's will not be raising little faggot boys...and why I will be dead in 5 years or less.

That's fucking awesome. So basically you have two miniature (lowercase) js on your hands.

When I was in 5th grade on the east side of Tacoma, the principal sent home a letter to all parents about possible gang activity at school. I was the leader of an exclusive club called the Pickle Kingdom with me and my two best friends. I insisted on being referred to as "King Pickle" by everyone on the playground and we took over the entire jungle gym. Wouldn't let anyone go down the slide without my approval. Drew pickles on everything and had our own fucking magic seal and shit. Principal was hatin. I remember being shocked and flattered that it was perceived as gang activity. I still want to know who snitched to this day. Probably some bitch who didn't get slide privileges.

@MisterEm

 

[dflea]

Forgot to tag @creepycoug on this thread since he's a founding member of the Godfather Higher Level Discussion Bored.

Pup founded the HDB...should have known there werent enough capable bodies here to pull it off

Uh, no. That's an elite club fucko! And you are not in it! Take it back! Now!

Coug, your contributions here are quite generic. Be happy you can even post here with a few responses. Like Browning, you peaked long ago. Your board IQ° is somewhere in the lower end of the middle of the pack. Not horrible but nothing really noteworthy

Creep is a lot of things but generic he is not. More like a riddle, wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Yella, when did u turn into a little knicker-wearing metro guy?

I am like a salmon. Procreation has made me weak and ready to expire.

Well salmon work really hard, overvome incredible obstacles b4 they expire...you?

You ever raised two little boys under 5 before? That shit will wreck you Pup.

Feel your pain, Snow. We're out of the basic bam-bam stage, and now in the stealing clothes/hats to full-blown fist-fight over anything phase.

It gets better, I have been told...

Raise two boys tuff enough to kill one another like the good book says and the problem solves itself. It's your own fault for being a fucking heathen Seattleite.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong, @puppylove_sugarsteel . Not worried about them killing each other, that is a given. I am worried about them killing me already...

1. Youngest already shattered my AC joint at 3, jumping off a diving board and cannonballed Dad #1. Had to graft pig bone into bicep head and humerus, in order to repair as the shoulder had been repaired 5 times previously. Same kid that rolled the M3 racecar out of the garage and down the cul-de-sac at 18 months. Have to chock the wheels as he can climb in window, get it out of gear and e-brake off. Ballsy little shit...

2. Oldest got kicked out of 2nd and 3rd grade for fighting -- aka slugging the same 4th and 5th grade bully talking shit to his little bro at recess.

3. Snitches get stitches has been engrained in both. Tattle on 1 brother, and its pushups and running laps for the other.

4. I only rented Seattle for undergrad (+3 years) and steelhead fishing. Been long gone from that liberal wasteland.

5. Other parents from the sports teams drop their little snot nosed boys at our house for "MisterEm's bootcamp."

There's five reasons why the Em's will not be raising little faggot boys...and why I will be dead in 5 years or less.

This takes me back to my Shelton childhood.

I lol'ed a couple times reading that.

 

[TurdBomber]

Get my people out them chains nigga
I mean handcuffs, time to man up
Put my hands up? Fuck you sayin' bruh
Cause I'm a black man, in a Phantom?

I can't read Italian for shit.

 

[DerekJohnson]

He was the GOAT

 

[DerekJohnson]

Much to my chagrin, Pup

 

[YellowSnow]

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

We need a Pumpy to put this fucking board in check. Jesus Christ. Fucking doog circle jerk and poltically correct woke nonsense

 

[YellowSnow]

We need a Pumpy to put this fucking board in check. Jesus Christ. Fucking doog circle jerk and poltically correct woke nonsense

People forget Pup was a childless cat lady, except for all the illegitimate offspring he sired with our wives.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

We need a Pumpy to put this fucking board in check. Jesus Christ. Fucking doog circle jerk and poltically correct woke nonsense

People forget Pup was a childless cat lady, except for all the illegitimate offspring he sired with our wives.

What?

 

[YellowSnow]

We need a Pumpy to put this fucking board in check. Jesus Christ. Fucking doog circle jerk and poltically correct woke nonsense

People forget Pup was a childless cat lady, except for all the illegitimate offspring he sired with our wives.

What?

I don’t believe Pup ever had (legitimate) off-spring. He was, however, fond of saying how many poundings he had doled out to our wives and girlfriends.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

We need a Pumpy to put this fucking board in check. Jesus Christ. Fucking doog circle jerk and poltically correct woke nonsense

People forget Pup was a childless cat lady, except for all the illegitimate offspring he sired with our wives.

What?

I don’t believe Pup ever had (legitimate) off-spring. He was, however, fond of saying how many poundings he had doled out to our wives and girlfriends.

He was married to a blond woman (I think). Honestly, I don't know much…