Direct quote from a USC board

[DerekJohnson]

"I would give up my left nut if USC could ever hire a bona fide DC."

 

[topdawgnc]

Welcome to Sarkville

 

[bananasnblondes]

They have the greatest DC of all time. What are they talking about?

 

[AEB]

Sacrebleu

 

[mobey]

Sark thinks defense is the time between his next play calls.

 

[Mad_Son]

Must be a trooj. Wants to cure the symptom and not the disease.

 

[Tequilla]

With that attitude I think we're safe to say that Sark will be there for at least 2-3 years ... that Stanford win will throw enough SC fans off of Sark's dirty odor that the blame game will be shifted in multiple directions before it eventually lands on Sark.

 

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[uw2010]

-Left nut superiority guy

 

[Meek]

best playcaller in America AND the best young staff in American and people in LA are still not happy?

 

[uzi]

When someone gives a left nut in exchange for some particular granted wish... do they just walk around with a missing nut and lopsided ball sack afterward? Or do they get a nut implant to offset the odd appearance?

Other than testicular cancer... do a lot of people give up their nuts?

When Sark was here... I don't think I would have made such a nut exchange, because even with a better DC... we'd still have Sark as HC.

 

[Meek]

Sark has probably got the largest staff in America and so he's got a lot of people he can blame and fire over the next few years. It's pretty amazing he was given a huge budget to build a moat around himself. #PraiseHadenFS

 

[bananasnblondes]

Sark has probably got the largest staff in America and so he's got a lot of people he can blame and fire over the next few years. It's pretty amazing he was given a huge budget to build a moat around himself. #PraiseHadenFS

Disagree. I know several cocktail waitresses who have seen Sark's staff and have reported that his staff is relatively small. These are guesstimates, homever, because his belly covers up much of his staff.

 

[MisterEm]

Sark has probably got the largest staff in America and so he's got a lot of people he can blame and fire over the next few years. It's pretty amazing he was given a huge budget to build a moat around himself. #PraiseHadenFS

Disagree. I know several cocktail waitresses who have seen Sark's staff and have reported that his staff is relatively small. These are guesstimates, homever, because his belly covers up much of his staff.

So you're saying he's got a "dickey-do"?

(Belly sticks out further than his dickey-do)

 

[WhiskeyDawg]

Sark has probably got the largest staff in America and so he's got a lot of people he can blame and fire over the next few years. It's pretty amazing he was given a huge budget to build a moat around himself. #PraiseHadenFS

Disagree. I know several cocktail waitresses who have seen Sark's staff and have reported that his staff is relatively small. These are guesstimates, homever, because his belly covers up much of his staff.

If you're gong bash dudes with small dicks, then I am guessing most of us are out.

 

[H_D]

"I would give up my left nut if USC could ever hire a bona fide DC."

I hear Nick Holt is available. He had a pretty impressive record as SC as the DC.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

"I would give up my left nut if USC could ever hire a bona fide DC."

I hear Nick Holt is available. He had a pretty impressive record as SC as the DC.

The circle jerk of life.

 

[Swaye]