Dickert sells couch

[ntxduck]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1872795472265670928

lmao, but serious, im worried.

hat tip to this reply. Actually laughed out loud

https://twitter.com/x/status/1872797872854581260

 

[NookTunnelSyndrome]

Coug! Coug! Coug!

 

[PurpleBaze]

Every time Jim Moore cries, an angel gets his wings.

 

[RaceBannon]

Solid effort tonight

 

[EwaDawg]

Solid effort tonight

actually covered the spread until like five minutes left. GO CUOGS!

edit (Fuck that, I didn't mean it).

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Solid effort tonight

actually covered the spread until like five minutes left. GO CUOGS!

edit (Fuck that, I didn't mean it).

also fucked those who bet on the under lol

 

[1to392831weretaken]

'Member when the Coug beat UW in Seattle?

 

[digits]

The destination of departing Coug coaches since the 80s is super wild btw a mix of only depressing lateral moves: Iowa State, Mississippi State, Wake Forest and bluest of blue blood: Miami and Alabama.
Shoutout Jackie Sherrill for getting the Pitt job after one awful year in Pullman though.
More UW superiority as Husky coaches who have left for other jobs have only left for the best of the best: Texas, USC, and Alabama.

Miami is not a blue blood in any way, shape, or form. HTH.

 

[creepycoug]

what does it take to be one? No way, shape or form? I’d say they have checked several boxes though perhaps not all of them.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

what does it take to be one? No way, shape or form? I’d say they have checked several boxes though perhaps not all of them.

Averaging 30% attendance or greater would be a nice start
Miami isn't a blue blood. New money yes

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Cuog should've hired the Montana state coach

 

[EwaDawg]

what does it take to be one? No way, shape or form? I’d say they have checked several boxes though perhaps not all of them.

Meh. They are as close as you can come. The only thing you are missing is 100 year + storied history. Only at 98 years now. Some could try to say you aren't a blue blood if you didn't exist at the turn of the century. When does new money become old money?

 

[creepycoug]

what does it take to be one? No way, shape or form? I’d say they have checked several boxes though perhaps not all of them.

Meh. They are as close as you can come. The only thing you are missing is 100 year + storied history. Only at 98 years now. Some could try to say you aren't a blue blood if you didn't exist at the turn of the century. When does new money become old money?

good point.

 

[creepycoug]

Attendance? Stick with Fisching. You’re slightly better at it.

 

[TheHB]

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Attendance? Stick with Fisching. You’re slightly better at it.

At what? Being right?

Thats what I thought

 

[creepycoug]

Attendance? Stick with Fisching. You’re slightly better at it.

At what? Being right?

Thats what I thought

At Fisching shit for brains. I wrote it in black letters.
I mean this in the most well-intentioned way: the witty, one-line quippy response routine is Race’s thing. He’s good at it. I’m not. And you’re not. We all need to find our thing. That one isn’t yours.
No. If taking attendance is a basis for your position, then you’re not right. Saying you’re right isn’t co-extensive with actually being right.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Sounds like you care
Miami isn't a bluebood. Not even close

 

[creepycoug]

Sounds like you care
Miami isn't a bluebood. Not even close

Jesus. “Sounds like you care”? I guess we’ll be seeing “powned” pretty soon. White flag? Anything else from the “things dip-shits say” bag?
The off-season, and the weight of the torch you’ve been carrying here with schedules and whatnot, have fucked you up a little bit.
Attendance. Lolz.

 

[Canadawg]

what does it take to be one? No way, shape or form? I’d say they have checked several boxes though perhaps not all of them.