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New Fish
UW made his Top Whatever
This is getting out of hand. Fuckin' pre-Madonnas, man. That being said, woof woof arf arf arooooooo.
Seems every kid follows the same formula too. Tease big news. Announce top whatever. These kids aren’t a brand. Nobody cares about you as a high schooler.
I honestly feel like this is the only time that a lot of them will be cared about. Few of them will amount to shit in college and even fewer will be pros. Enjoy the groupies while you can.
Yup, I remember back in the day, before Twitter, when it was nearly impossible for high school football players to get laid.
God bless top-45s and respecting their decisions! Keep the poon tang train rolling down the tracks!

