Defining game for Cristoballz

Stanford fucking sucks. We have injuries, but they have more. If he can't win this game on the road next week, it's time to move from LIPO to TSIO.

I wouldn’t bet $1.00 on this team to beat Stanford.

They don’t do one thing consistently well on offense. They just sit around and wait for Herbert to connect along the way.

Pac12 Stats Oregon:

Passing-2nd Behind Cuog[/b]
Receiving-2nd Behind Cuog[/b]
Total offense-2nd Behind Cuog[/b]
Rushing Offense 6th, less than 20 yards behind Washington and Cal Behind Dwag and Baer[/b]
Passing efficiency-2nd Behind Cuog[/b]

Greatest 4th place in the North team in my lifetim.

 
Stanford fucking sucks. We have injuries, but they have more. If he can't win this game on the road next week, it's time to move from LIPO to TSIO.

I wouldn’t bet $1.00 on this team to beat Stanford.

They don’t do one thing consistently well on offense. They just sit around and wait for Herbert to connect along the way.

Jesus, really?

Stanford has looked fucking embarrassing so far. As in, this isn't one of your dad's ex boyfriend's Stanford from a few year ago.

Yes Oregon would have to absolutely shit themselves to lose this game and the conference at this point, with WSU coming to Eugene this year.

The North still runs through UW. Quit sandbagging you fucking doog

Take this garbage to the doog board, halfway quook. Or are you actually a husky? It's hard to determine, with all the UW butt kissing.

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Imagine a defining game against a 1-2 team that has given up 90 points the last two games
 
Stanford fucking sucks. We have injuries, but they have more. If he can't win this game on the road next week, it's time to move from LIPO to TSIO.

I wouldn’t bet $1.00 on this team to beat Stanford.

They don’t do one thing consistently well on offense. They just sit around and wait for Herbert to connect along the way.

Pac12 Stats Oregon:

Passing-2nd
Receiving-2nd
Total offense-2nd
Rushing Offense 6th, less than 20 yards behind Washington and Cal
Passing efficiency-2nd

Using stats to make a point when teams have (mostly) only played 3 non con games against wildly varying degrees of competition is DJDuckFS

It's like he's not even trying.
 
Stanford fucking sucks. We have injuries, but they have more. If he can't win this game on the road next week, it's time to move from LIPO to TSIO.

I wouldn’t bet $1.00 on this team to beat Stanford.

They don’t do one thing consistently well on offense. They just sit around and wait for Herbert to connect along the way.

Jesus, really?

Stanford has looked fucking embarrassing so far. As in, this isn't one of your dad's ex boyfriend's Stanford from a few year ago.

Yes Oregon would have to absolutely shit themselves to lose this game and the conference at this point, with WSU coming to Eugene this year.

Like the shit themselves vs Auburn, or like they shit themselves against Stanford last year?
 
It's a hot seat game. Lose this game and the tide will turn against Cristobal.

I'm already against him

I was willing to LIPO this year if he fired Arroyo, but Arroyo is still at Oregon. And Hubert is still QB. If he wants to sink on the Arroyo ship, he can go ahead and stick it out with him. Ducks have had enough of Arroyo.
 
On paper this game is 49-10 Oregon.

Alas, we will line up and smush our fat guys up against their fat guys, reach 3rd and 1 or 2 every single series, punt 10 times more than we should, and win 24-20.
 
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