DeBoer HC/Tedford OC

Pm to @swaye. What’s up with the deleted comment?

I didn't delete anything. Well a few hours ago I deleted one of mine because I realized it was stupid, but that's pretty standard for me. Did you have a comment get deleted? If so, it wasn't me. The very few times I have deleted a comment I always leave a note and a reason why.

You @‘d me in the apparent stupid comment.

Oh yeah, I said something along the lines of I don't disagree with @MikeDamone 's belief that we should be aiming higher than DeBoner. Then I used like 500 words to try to explain how I wanted a homerun guy like Stoops but because we can't haver nice things and I'm a battered woman I will take DeBoner as better than what I was actually expecting based on winning blah blah blah. When I reread it it looked like some retarded shit Pumpy would write so I just shitcanned it.
 
Pm to @swaye. What’s up with the deleted comment?

I didn't delete anything. Well a few hours ago I deleted one of mine because I realized it was stupid, but that's pretty standard for me. Did you have a comment get deleted? If so, it wasn't me. The very few times I have deleted a comment I always leave a note and a reason why.

You @‘d me in the apparent stupid comment.

Oh yeah, I said something along the lines of I don't disagree with @MikeDamone 's belief that we should be aiming higher than DeBoner. Then I used like 500 words to try to explain how I wanted a homerun guy like Stoops but because we can't haver nice things and I'm a battered woman I will take DeBoner as better than what I was actually expecting based on winning blah blah blah. When I reread it it looked like some retarded shit Pumpy would write so I just shitcanned it.

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Does DeBoer, or DeBoer with Tedford in his ears, have the balls to push back against Jen when he needs additional resources to put together his staff? Does Tedford have enough clout to lure in quality position coaches? These are the biggest unknowns. I hope he’s not a “OKG.”
 
I just read through this thread, and I can't believe nobody asked for clarification: I'm thinking @FSDogs1 and @sonics1993 were mistakenly debating different guysm, with minions rallying on both sides. @FSDogs1 was talking about Fresno's OC, right? Meanwhile, @sonics1993 was responding as if it were about DeBoner.

In other news, looks like Fudgie's desperate to join the cool crowd again. I'll have to dust off this ol' gem and make another column a little shorter (due to the obvious pressing) and to the left of @MikeDamone for @backthepack:

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How is it being edgy questioning an NAIA coach who has had 1 year of HC at the d1 level in the fucking MWC? Holy fuck, I guess we don’t have standards at this place anymore. He barely has any D1 track record and he took over for Tedford...
 
Go outside.

Explain to me how this an acceptable hire? Don’t cite ceiling based off of NAIA track record. He almost beat Oregon once? cool.

It's acceptable because Jen whiffed on the top target, and he's the next guy in line. It's actually the definition of an "acceptable hire". Not a home run, not an obvious dud. Now don't twist, Jen should still be fired, but that's completely separate from having mild optimism about Deboner.

Now go gorge yourself on Xanax and LIFPO. Or a beach walk. Or kill yourself. I don't really care, just shut up for a few hours.
 
Go outside.

Explain to me how this an acceptable hire? Don’t cite ceiling based off of NAIA track record. He almost beat Oregon once? cool.

It's acceptable because Jen whiffed on the top target, and he's the next guy in line. It's actually the definition of an "acceptable hire". Not a home run, not an obvious dud. Now don't twist, Jen should still be fired, but that's completely separate from having mild optimism about Deboner.

Now go gorge yourself on Xanax and LIFPO. Or a beach walk. Or kill yourself. I don't really care, just shut up for a few hours.

No. Suck my DeBoner.
 
So his staff will include a 60-year-old coach with health problems who won't recruit. And I'm sure he will be given a salary of 800k-1 million. Ugh

Not to mention that it's not a fucking secret that Fresno's problem wasn't their god damn offense. So what the fuck then? Tedford from his hospital bed will turn 450ypg into 550? Never underestimate the level of doog-dom possible.

Give him a fucking analyst job then. Jfc ppl are stupid
 
How is it being edgy questioning an NAIA coach who has had 1 year of HC at the d1 level in the fucking MWC? Holy fuck, I guess we don’t have standards at this place anymore. He barely has any D1 track record and he took over for Tedford...

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Why are people dooging for an NAIA legend?

Program hates winning. Fans would rather go 7-5 with a bunch of gritty 3 stars

No shit. This hire sucks. Enough of 9-4 is the ceiling for a progrum like Worshington shit within our own AD. Loser hire. Loser AD.

But you don't. You just have this elitist stick up your ass and accept mediocrity over and over again.

He sucks less than an NAIA legend with the 5th best recruiting class in the MWC hth

who gives a fuck? the program is dead

Husky twitter is less doogy than this site. Holy fuck how far have we fallen that we are sucking the cock of an NAIA legend? Shit is honestly pathetic.

At least he has some fucking standards jesus fucking christ you doog

Good. Good fucking effort guys. Kalen fucking Deboer. Fuck yourself.

Tosh or fucking kill yourself

What did USC just do? Don't give an exception to the rule. The dude is at fucking Iowa State. Iowa fucking State is like Washington State and you can't pry him away? The boosters, the AD, and especially Jen Cohen can go fuck themselves.

Here ya go Oregon and USC, we'll just lay down and let you fuck us in the ass again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

HE GOT SKULL DRAGGED BY A GUY THAT CANT READ AND ANDY FUCKING AVALOS LMAO

Who the fuck cares? You own us. Jen just basically asked you to fuck us even more.

Fuck honor. Fucking win for fucking once. Fuck doing it the "right way" there is no fucking ethics in college football.

What's the fucking point of being a fan of this shitty fucking program. I don't even go to school here for christ sakes

Not a bad day's edgelording...
 
@backthepack vehement opposition to DeBoer is making me question my own position.

If BTP was calling DeBoer ELITE or Barry Sanders 2.0 I would be a lot more confident DeBoer is going to suck.
 
@backthepack vehement opposition to DeBoer is making me question my own position.

If BTP was calling DeBoer ELITE or Barry Sanders 2.0 I would be a lot more confident DeBoer is going to suck.

At the very least I can reverse jinx this
 
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