Jesus Christ. Fucking off yourself already.
Eh. What fun would that be?
It'd be a lot of fun for many people on this bored but only if you DIAFF while leaping off the Aurora bridge near the 7-11 in the U-District.
Fuck, you want to take this to the 7-11 on Aurora? Great. Tomorrow at noon? We can buy some 40s and sit on the curb, Indian style. 81% chance you don't show.
More like 100% chance. I'm a raging conservative hypocrite and I'm out of money until my next welfare check arrives.
Yes and I'm a liberal hypocrite, got so much money I dont know what to do with it and I bitch that I'm not taxed enough.
Can I get a loan? I'll pay you back on the 1st.