Fenderbender123
New Fish
Hi, it's me. Fenderbender. Fenderbender123, actually...because Fenderbender 1 through 122 were taken. I'm sure you already knew that, though.
I haven't prayed to you in a while. Not since I bet $40 on the roulette table and begged you to make the marble land on red. Thank you for that, by the way. I used that extra $40 to buy all my friends some Taco Bell on the way home from the casino. Have you ever tried their Crunchwrap Supreme? I'd give it a solid 7.8/10. You'd love it. Won't drain your bank account, either.
Look...I don't ask a lot from you. So hopefully you can help me out...not just me, but millions (if not billions) of Washington Husky fans throughout the world. You see, our head coach is a prime candidate for other coaching positions. It isn't just the vacant positions in college football, but the NFL as well. "The NFL? Really?" you might ask. Just trust me on this one, God. It's not that he'd be anyone's first choice, but there are 8 head coaching positions that have opened up in the NFL. That factors into the equation. It means there will be even more college football vacancies. Trust me. I know math. Even more than @RoadDawg55.
So if you could please, PLEASE, use your God powers to force DeBoer to stay at Washington, I promise I'll go to church at least twice in the next 6 months. That's a huge improvement over not going at all my entire life. If I don't go, you can banish me to hell for all eternity.
Thank you for taking the time to read this post.
Yours Truly,
Fenderbender123
I haven't prayed to you in a while. Not since I bet $40 on the roulette table and begged you to make the marble land on red. Thank you for that, by the way. I used that extra $40 to buy all my friends some Taco Bell on the way home from the casino. Have you ever tried their Crunchwrap Supreme? I'd give it a solid 7.8/10. You'd love it. Won't drain your bank account, either.
Look...I don't ask a lot from you. So hopefully you can help me out...not just me, but millions (if not billions) of Washington Husky fans throughout the world. You see, our head coach is a prime candidate for other coaching positions. It isn't just the vacant positions in college football, but the NFL as well. "The NFL? Really?" you might ask. Just trust me on this one, God. It's not that he'd be anyone's first choice, but there are 8 head coaching positions that have opened up in the NFL. That factors into the equation. It means there will be even more college football vacancies. Trust me. I know math. Even more than @RoadDawg55.
So if you could please, PLEASE, use your God powers to force DeBoer to stay at Washington, I promise I'll go to church at least twice in the next 6 months. That's a huge improvement over not going at all my entire life. If I don't go, you can banish me to hell for all eternity.
Thank you for taking the time to read this post.
Yours Truly,
Fenderbender123
