Dear Diary

[AZDuck]

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

 

[H_D]

I thought you were on a foreign beach drinking mai tais and bangin' sluuts.

Did you get the AIDS?

 

[UWerentThereMan]

 

[sjd]

It's hard to get a boner under those circumstances. LIPO

 

[AZDuck]

I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.

Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.

It's really cold here

 

[H_D]

I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.

Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.

It's really cold here

So.... AIDS?

HIV/AIDS in Puerto Rico: 2008-2010

 

[HuskyInAZ]

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

Is your MIL hot?

 

[TheChart]

I was in Puerto Rico (note: not foreign) with a bunch of jooz.

Then I made the mistake of getting on a airplane headed for fucking Minnesota.

It's really cold here

So.... AIDS?

HIV/AIDS in Puerto Rico: 2008-2010

BRB, JO...with protection, because of all the AIDS.

 

[AZDuck]

That's a lot of HIV in the PR. I think I just have the regular flu, which apparently they also have a lot of in the PR...
http://www.cdc.gov/flu/weekly/summary.htm

 

[RoadDawg55]

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

You're not going to the game tomorrow?

 

[UWerentThereMan]

 

[AZDuck]

BRB, JO

 

[SpoonieLuv]

Pro tip for dealing with the flu. Go to your MD and complain about your back. Accept gift bag of Vicodin. Ride it out. On vicodin.

 

[AZDuck]

Pro tip for dealing with the flu. Go to your MD and complain about your back. Accept gift bag of Vicodin. Ride it out. On vicodin.

This is an excellent suggestioon.

 

[dtd]

The flu fucking sucks.

I'm literally spending New Year's Eve in my mother-in-law's basement with a bottle of purple drank and college football.

So, could be worse.

love a good tussin'

 

[AZDuck]

They have ads in Minnesota about ice fishing.

FYFMFE

 

[DeepSeaZ]

Are sweatpants just assumed these days?

 

[AZDuck]

Oh yes, sweatpants. Of course

 

[bananasnblondes]

From my travels in Zimbabwe I learned that the only way to cure AIDS is to have sex with a virgin. It works every time.

 

[H_D]

They have aids in Minnesota about ice fishing.

FYFMFE

Crisped