Dawgman just upped it's game

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They have a new feature called "Daily Check-in" where one of Scout's highly qualified 21 year old blonde reporters interviews Kim or Fetters. Should be great for unintentional humor since there is a blonde girl sitting in a chair with a giant video screen with Kim's face on it next to her. The first episode featured Kim not being able to control his hyperactive facial movements while answering questions.
 

I like the way he bobs his head from side to side. Does anybody recall his video segment following the Alamo Bowl loss to Baylor? He was over the top giddy about how the Husky offense performed. You'd have thought UW actually won the game. And of course he was also soiling himself about "next year's" prospects. How'd that work out, Kim? How can anybody not see him for what he is - just an annoying little pissant.
 

I like the way he bobs his head from side to side. Does anybody recall his video segment following the Alamo Bowl loss to Baylor? He was over the top giddy about how the Husky offense performed. You'd have thought UW actually won the game. And of course he was also soiling himself about "next year's" prospects. How'd that work out, Kim? How can anybody not see him for what he is - just an annoying little pissant.

PRICE OUTPLAYED ROBERT GRIFFIN!!!1111!!!!!1
 
"You have to be able to be accurate and not make turnovers. Right now that guy is Jeff Lindquist."

How anybody could consider this guy an "expert" is beyond belief.

Such fag, Scout.
 
I don't buy for a second that it's a "guarantee" Browning redshirts. It could be likely, but a shitty, JC recruit that had no offers from even one Big Sky school does not guarantee anything.
 
"You have to be able to be accurate and not make turnovers. Right now that guy is Jeff Lindquist."

How anybody could consider this guy an "expert" is beyond belief.

Such fag, Scout.

Is this a PurpleJ approved poast?
 
I don't buy for a second that it's a "guarantee" Browning redshirts. It could be likely, but a shitty, JC recruit that had no offers from even one Big Sky school does not guarantee anything.

Agreed.

In fact you could make the argument that taking a flyer on a JC QB might be helpful for Browning to play. It allows for 4 qb's in fall camp (more arms to throw), and it gives you another option for scout team QB during the season.
 
Interviewer looks like she is a divorced middle aged housewife in the face ... definitely looks weathered.
 
KJV speaks out of the side of his mouth ...

Can't complete a sentence without the nervous shakes getting the best of him ...

Good to see though that he dressed up in his best white shirt and sports jacket though to give off the impression of being a professional.
 
Interviewer looks like she is a divorced middle aged housewife in the face ... definitely looks weathered.

she has horrible skin, but i would put her late 20s early 30s, 35 max, not married, from a wealthy family that daddy allowed her to get a comm degree and do 10 years of free internships to break into sports media. she's 2 years away from doing interviews on a leather couch.
 
Interviewer looks like she is a divorced middle aged housewife in the face ... definitely looks weathered.

she has horrible skin, but i would put her late 20s early 30s, 35 max, not married, from a wealthy family that daddy allowed her to get a comm degree and do 10 years of free internships to break into sports media. she's 2 years away from doing interviews on a leather couch.

Talk about twisting ... saying that she looks like a divorced middle aged housewife doesn't mean that I'm saying that she's 35-45 years old.

Agree on the 25-32 age range ... definitely not married ... 81% likely that she's wealthy ... definitely looks dumb enough to end up taking an interview on a leather couch.
 
Interviewer looks like she is a divorced middle aged housewife in the face ... definitely looks weathered.

she has horrible skin, but i would put her late 20s early 30s, 35 max, not married, from a wealthy family that daddy allowed her to get a comm degree and do 10 years of free internships to break into sports media. she's 2 years away from doing interviews on a leather couch.

Have not seen the video but I am putting my money on what he said. The casting couch part for sure.

NTD, BB
 

I like the way he bobs his head from side to side. Does anybody recall his video segment following the Alamo Bowl loss to Baylor? He was over the top giddy about how the Husky offense performed. You'd have thought UW actually won the game. And of course he was also soiling himself about "next year's" prospects. How'd that work out, Kim? How can anybody not see him for what he is - just an annoying little pissant.

PRICE OUTPLAYED ROBERT GRIFFIN!!!1111!!!!!1

RG3? More like KP1!!!1#
 
Interviewer looks like she is a divorced middle aged housewife in the face ... definitely looks weathered.

she has horrible skin, but i would put her late 20s early 30s, 35 max, not married, from a wealthy family that daddy allowed her to get a comm degree and do 10 years of free internships to break into sports media. she's 2 years away from doing interviews on a leather couch.

Talk about twisting ... saying that she looks like a divorced middle aged housewife doesn't mean that I'm saying that she's 35-45 years old.

Agree on the 25-32 age range ... definitely not married ... 81% likely that she's wealthy ... definitely looks dumb enough to end up taking an interview on a leather couch.

oh "looks like" not "is"

sounds like i need to learn the difference
 
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