Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

 

[RaceBannon]

Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

"When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"

 

[Ballz]

Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

"When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"

I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed.

 

[DoogCourics]

Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.

Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.

"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.

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looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o

Criminally underchinned

 

[Sources]

Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

"When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"

I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed.

You'll make a great cuck one day.

 

[animate]

Pakola is claimed 6'5" which means he's really around 6'3"-6'3.5"

That pic shows Danny hammers to be a comfortable 6'1", at least

 

[BeerThirty]

Ever heard of angles?

in the outfield?

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

lol his live stream is on right now and the guy running the show is talking to Heimuli, telling him the process and how it'll go and says "...and then you'll put on the Washington hat".

IN. DA. BAG.

Da fuq is a live stream?

It’s where your people get fish from.

 

[Ice_Holmvik]

lol his live stream is on right now and the guy running the show is talking to Heimuli, telling him the process and how it'll go and says "...and then you'll put on the Washington hat".

IN. DA. BAG.

Da fuq is a live stream?

It’s where your people gill net fish from.

 

[Swaye]

I fucking told you.

Because of a typo... not some bullshit compressed-spine theory you fucking mongoloid.

"fucking mongoloid" is the best shit I have ever read and it is going in the rotation immediately.

 

[Swaye]

Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

I cannot stop laffing....

 

[1to392831weretaken]

You can fuck right the fuck off if you think Tom Cruise is any shorter than six feet tall! Look at him towering over Nicole Kidman, and she's a gotdamned giraffe! I've seen Days of Thunder 37 times, and the proof is in every fucking scene. Except that one scene, but he'd just done a bunch of heavy squats, which is about the stupidest fucking thing to do for those of you who are too retarded to not already know that shit.

Fuck off!

 

[Ballz]

You can fuck right the fuck off if you think Tom Cruise is any shorter than six feet tall! Look at him towering over Nicole Kidman, and she's a gotdamned giraffe! I've seen Days of Thunder 37 times, and the proof is in every fucking scene. Except that one scene, but he'd just done a bunch of heavy squats, which is about the stupidest fucking thing to do for those of you who are too retarded to not already know that shit.

Fuck off!

Weak.

 

[FireCohen]

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Breaking news: Heimuli to enter portal over disagreement with coaches over what to list his official height at.

When reached for comment, @StrongArmCobra quoted as saying "I stand with Heimuli. At 6'1". But I'm 6'6" for the record. And black."

"When pressed for the size of his dick, @StrongArmCobra winked and said "refer to my height"

I've never been one to brag but...I'm blessed.

U know the rules. Pic or gtfo

 

[DawgFader]

Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.

Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.

"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.

View attachment 17835

looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o

Hammer looks like a bigger version of another Poly Stud.



While Henry kinda rolling out a vibe more like this.

 

[MisterEm]

Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.

Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.

Sweet...All I need is an adjustment and I can be 6'5"...hells yes

I want to be 6'3"... maybe I wouldn't have been suddenly seniored with 2+ years of eligibility.

How do I sign up?

 

[AEB]

Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

All three levels of this dclass are going to be killer. It should make for a lot of synergy.

 

[AEB]

Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

All three levels of this dclass are going to be killer. It should make for a lot of synergy.

This D class continues the pac-12 champion tradition and maybe is good enough to win a playoff game or two.

 

[RaceBannon]

Danny will be our Rey Malauga. He’s gonna fucking kill people in our D.

All three levels of this dclass are going to be killer. It should make for a lot of synergy.

This D class continues the pac-12 champion tradition and maybe is good enough to win a playoff game or two.

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