Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

I just got off the phone with my CEO friend in Menlo park. Turns out Danny hammers is a big fan of the Napoleanic era and the french revolution (will likely be a French studies major at UW big reason he signed here instead of bama). Anyways don't worry about his height. In honor of Napolean he requested his official height be listed in French Royal Feet instead of the standard imperial foot. This means Heimuli is actually about 6'5".
 
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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Are you serious? Is this serious? WTF?
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He’s literally the same height and player as Rueben Foster.
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Let's hope he doesn't beat up on women like Foster.
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Polys don’t play like that
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Hey, don't tell them what they can or can't do.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles...-battery-robbery-details-mugshot-and-reaction

"Police allege that Lealaimatafao knocked an unnamed male unconscious and punched his girlfriend in the face during an altercation in a bar porking lot"

He's doing a cool six years for pulling a string of armed robberies in LA with a former USC TE.
 
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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Are you serious? Is this serious? WTF?
Click to expand...

He’s literally the same height and player as Rueben Foster.
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Let's hope he doesn't beat up on women like Foster.
Click to expand...

Polys don’t play like that
Click to expand...

Hey, don't tell them what they can or can't do.
https://bleacherreport.com/articles...-battery-robbery-details-mugshot-and-reaction

"Police allege that Lealaimatafao knocked an unnamed male unconscious and punched his girlfriend in the face during an altercation in a bar porking lot"

He's doing a cool six years for pulling a string of armed robberies in LA with a former USC TE.
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LSU...
 
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
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There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
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Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
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"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.

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Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
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Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
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"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.

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This appears to be conclusive, case closed.
 
Ever heard of angles?
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Ever hear of "shut the fuck up bitch". They are the same distance from the center line of the photo and standing an equal distance from the camera. Heimuli is also slightly leaning forward while To'oto'o is standing straight up and Heimuli is still taller than him.
 
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Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
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Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
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"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.

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NOC, we are all happy to have Danny Hammers. Just be happy instead of picking a stupid fight over an inch here or there. It's unbecoming of a tall playa like you.
 
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
Click to expand...

Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
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"Official measurements" don't mean shit. They measure how tall you are THAT DAY. Having a compressed spine makes you shorter than you actually are. You can lose 1-1.5 inches by having a compressed spine. I'm not making shit up. It's a fact. Heimuli is more like 6'1.5.

But if his true height is only 5'11.5 then based on this photo Henry T is only 5'10.5 210 so it's whatever.

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looks like henry hurt his to'oto'o
 
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I fucking told you.
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Because of a typo... not some bullshit compressed-spine theory you fucking mongoloid.
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It's not a typo. You don't accidentally write or type 5'11.5 instead of 6'1. That's too many errors to be a typo. It's not a fucking theory you idiot. It's scientific fact. Humans change height based on the condition of their spine, their posture, and their age. Squatting heavy weight makes you shorter and people measure taller after chiropractic adjustments. You're a fucking retard if you don't know that. Sorry if you're a short white guy who does crossfit to try to impress the ladies and takes pride in squatting heavy but you are doing yourself no favors long term.
 
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