Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
Click to expand...

Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
 
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

Kids lie by an average of 1.5 inches so I always take that into account when evaluating.
 
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
Click to expand...

Lol, this is just fucking gold. A chiropractor? Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The coaches officially measured him at 5'11.5", hence the height they included in his official intro video. He's not 6'2", get over it.
Click to expand...

Sweet...All I need is an adjustment and I can be 6'5"...hells yes
 
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
Click to expand...

Your chincredible ability to consist you are right about every fucking thing never ceases to amaze.

UW measurements track record >>>>>>>>>> ZombieBallz eye test.
 
lol no chance he's 5'11" as the blurry photo clearly states fpjfkdbvyovd.png
 
Last edited:
Oof, Heimuli officially listed as 5'11.5". There goes DDY's love affair with him.
Click to expand...

There's no fucking away. I've seen pictures of him standing next to Ngalu who's like 6'0.5 and Heimuli clearly has two inches on him. Sometimes guys just need to go to the chiropractor and get a good adjustment in order to measure their true height especially if they've been doing a lot of heavy squats lately and their spine is compressed.
Click to expand...

This is suspiciously seeming like a satire account each and every passing day.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top