Daniel Heimuli, 5* 2019 LB, Menlo Park (Menlo-Atherton), CA (Committed)

When you got your shit together and win you can have hot chicks come over all the time and worry about cutting dead weight later.

That's a strategy available only for the strong.
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You're an idiot if you think Bama doesn't still have to work for it because they're winning. Sure, it helps, but Saban takes recruiting as seriously as any coach out there. Way more than Petersen. He happens to be a really good coach, too. That's why they've been so dominant for so long.
 
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I recall visualizing Peak Winona many times while fucking other, less attractive, women.
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Is it sick that I’m kinda digging this Winona? She’s saying “fuck yea” while looking like she’s taking a shit. 💦💦
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Winona is one of my all timers. I'd gladly blast Stranger Things Winona and brag to everyone about it. She is my early to mid 90's girl.
 
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Are all my pictures small because my computer sucks, (it does) or because
I have a small dick (I do) and my computer senses it? Anyway, here are some more small pictures.
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I recall visualizing Peak Winona many times while fucking other, less attractive, women.
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Is it sick that I’m kinda digging this Winona? She’s saying “fuck yea” while looking like she’s taking a shit. 💦💦
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Nothing wrong with preferring the brown round
 
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Are all my pictures small because my computer sucks, (it does) or because
I have a small dick (I do) and my computer senses it? Anyway, here are some more small pictures.
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I recall visualizing Peak Winona many times while fucking other, less attractive, women.
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Is it sick that I’m kinda digging this Winona? She’s saying “fuck yea” while looking like she’s taking a shit. 💦💦
Click to expand...

Winona is one of my all timers. I'd gladly blast Stranger Things Winona and brag to everyone about it. She is my early to mid 90's girl.
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I've crushed on her since I first saw Heathers back in the day. A hot chick killing hot chicks and assholes is a way to cement yourself in my heart apparently.

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so it's interesting but Bama has 28 commits already for this year, and yet they still have 5 visitors this weekend (all 4 and 5 star guys) who are not committed to Bama...that doesn't obviously even include Henry...they recruit relentlessly until the final whistle. interesting strategy.
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Of their four committed but unsigned guys, it looks like they only really want one of them. They got room.
 
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When you got your shit together and win you can have hot chicks come over all the time and worry about cutting dead weight later.

That's a strategy available only for the strong.
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You're an idiot if you think Bama doesn't still have to work for it because they're winning. Sure, it helps, but Saban takes recruiting as seriously as any coach out there. Way more than Petersen. He happens to be a really good coach, too. That's why they've been so dominant for so long.
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That's what I was talking about. Win on the field. Win in the living rooms. Also helps that embracing the coffee cups propels you to new heights.

Apparently that's Petersen's kryptonite and something we have to accept.
 
Nothing on Alabama sites about him visiting. Assume he told Saban he's committing to UW and cancelled the visit.
 
Ekturd with the cristoball. Way to go out on a limb.
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Lol and he bragged last week “I don’t crystalball (on principle implied) but if I did I would put mine in easy” Cool the coaches probably told you he committed. wow you’re a really Nostradamus.
 
When you got your shit together and win you can have hot chicks come over all the time and worry about cutting dead weight later.

That's a strategy available only for the strong.
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You're an idiot if you think Bama doesn't still have to work for it because they're winning. Sure, it helps, but Saban takes recruiting as seriously as any coach out there. Way more than Petersen. He happens to be a really good coach, too. [/b]That's why they've been so dominant for so long.
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Alpha dog mentality is real. It works.

Try it out.
 
Ekturd with the cristoball. Way to go out on a limb.
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Ekturd with the cristoball. Way to go out on a limb.
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Dialed.in.

Impressive how he covers another team and... oh wait.
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Ekturd with the cristoball. Way to go out on a limb.
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Lol and he bragged last week “I don’t crystalball (on principle implied) but if I did I would put mine in easy” Cool the coaches probably told you he committed. wow you’re a really Nostradamus.
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Well...it says that I'm 2 for 3 on them although I don't remember ever making any predictions...lol.

Yep...I will be doing them from now on (not happy about it, but I have been requested to do it and I'm a team player so...there you go...)

Heimuli to UW (not a big shocker).

Oh yes..... This next recruiting cycle is going to be gooooooooood entertainment.

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We need to have HH Cristoballz. @UW_Doog_Bot, can you put together a program to track stats?
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Can we just share pics of our ballz instead? Ohh, or pics of cristoballz wife!!

I’m going all in hairy balls on hammer, tootoo, and nuka. When we don’t get all 3 I’m going to talk about how big of a disappointment this class was and get a couple hundred wtf’s and vote downs.

God bless.
 
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