Danger Scale 10

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Updated model:

CU: .5 (-.5)
Brown: 5.5 (+.5)
Utah: 7 (-.5)
OSU: 6

Ran the numbers on the Cains per a request. Neutral site comparison on a dry field: 2

Happy to run hypothetical games through the model.

 
Cambridge: 6 (+5)
Utah: 7.5 (+5)
OSU: 5 (-1)

The model seems to suggest there is quite a bit of danger Oregon splits on the next two games.

This week we’re seeing a lot of “All the pressure is on Oregon” data points along with “So many times the underdog has won in college football.” The model also suggests “This time Cambridge won’t play scared.” This led to a jump late last night of +.5 danger for the gentle Englishmen.

Utah remains the main threat to derailing Oregons playoff hopes adding a +.5 to their scale equaling their highest danger scale level this season. If Oregon defeats the academic giants of Europe this week, the model seems to suggest Utah may hit their all time high danger scale rating next week as Oregon “Always loses one in November, don’t they?” We’ll just have to wait on the outcome of this weeks game to find out.

Finally we saw OSU take a hit in their danger scale (-1) after the model noticed they never beat Oregon home or away when Oregon is anything close to good. (Modeling a 9 and 10 win Oregon) They do, just slightly, remain in the “possible upset” category.

 
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Oregon won't lose to Utah for a third time in a row. The loss IMO will be to the Chipster in the CCG. Maximum pain

The case for Harvard
Heisman talk
Playoff talk
Piping in Bow Down to Washington

 
Oregon won't lose to Utah for a third time in a row. The loss IMO will be to the Chipster in the CCG. Maximum pain

The case for Harvard
Heisman talk
Playoff talk
Piping in Bow Down to Washington
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They always lose one, right about now didn’t make your list?

Should have been #1
 
After all the malarkey and triple reverse double jinxes it was when I heard that Lanning pumped BDTW into practice and called it a big game that I thought UW had a shot
 
After all the malarkey and triple reverse double jinxes it was when I heard that Lanning pumped BDTW into practice and called it a big game that I thought UW had a shot
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All I remember were a bunch of DWAGs already bent over with a handful of vaseline applied to their ass cracks calling the plunger, and those were the brave ones. Fudgie and some others wouldn't post. They just wouldn't.

There were a few sage posters who predicted a close game from the beginning.
 
I predicted both teams to win

I like to do that
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Yes, I know, and you get away with it. As for me and my bold and @ballz -ie prediction? I almost got Kane-hall'd again by kingdomeurinals and one or two other Hitler utes.

@YellowSnow
 
Utah 9.0
OSU 6.5 (+1.5)

Too many unknowns. Utah’s danger scale inches towards a “likely defeat” for the Oregon Ducks. An available Bo Nixed brings the model down to an 8. Watch this space for updates.

OSU moves up to a 6.5. An available Nixed moves the model to a road danger scale of a 6.
 
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I think the reverse jinx comes into play for Mighty Oregon this week

No Bo no chance and on and on. My ducks take it personally and beat the UTES
 
Bo plays they win rather easily. If it’s T. Portal not a chance because this game will require the completion of a forward pass. Something Portal can’t do.
 
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We’re hearing things. Danger scale Utah vs Oregon men’s football game update running the new model:

“This one goes to 11”[/b]

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Bo plays they win rather easily. If it’s T. Portal not a chance because this game will require the completion of a forward pass. Something Portal can’t do.
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Sure
 
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