Dan Lanning smashed UW helmet at halftime. Tequilla not impressed

[EwaDawg]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

this “they do stuff for clicks not for wins” (which was the full quote) makes you sound like a complete moron when they’re 12-0

I'm just pissed that Lanning improved his record, versus UW, to .250. Don't care if it was for clicks or wins.

 

[RaceBannon]

49-21 should be sufficient motivation when UW starts playing seasons that count again

 

[Canadawg]

Im hearing Lanning is pro-CTE

 

[DerekJohnson]

He also turned down the Alabama job at halftime. Video to come.

*Ohio State

*New York Jets

 

[DerekJohnson]

Urban is guilty of the inmates running the asylum at Florida, but other than that I've never understood the hate.
Guy has a hot wife, is a swinger, parties hard, and was interviewed on live TV on his boat while someone ripped a bong in the background.
UW should hire Urban

Urban would dump in there, no questions asked.

and Urban wouldn't be cooking for three days, neither

 

[creepycoug]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

 

[digits]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I'm surprised you're surprised.

 

[creepycoug]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I'm surprised you're surprised.

Only sometimes. But note, the real point of my point is how equally stupid it is to care about it. Much less stew over it in anger for the next year as motivation. Losing should be the motivation.

 

[TheHB]

it would be kind of ironic if Lanning took DeBoer’s Dallas gig when Jerruh finally pulls the trigger and dumps one of the most overrated coaches in the history of the NFL

 

[Canadawg]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I love the contradiction of "don't be a dumb meathead trying to fight guys when you could be a dumb meathead chasing girls"

 

[creepycoug]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I love the contradiction of "don't be a dumb meathead trying to fight guys when you could be a dumb meathead chasing girls"

If chasing girls makes one a meathead, sign me up. Sounds like you have other priorities. I can say I am glad I didn't waste of minute of it spending time and energy on this kind of shit.

But look, if you want to be steaming mad of over Oregon's dumb coach making dumb symbolic gestures, go right ahead.

 

[YellowSnow]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I planted my empty beer can on the 50 yard line of Autzen Stadium, pal!
And I fornicated with my bitch face, ex wife (GF at the time) the morning after.

 

[creepycoug]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I planted my empty beer can on the 50 yard line of Autzen Stadium, pal!
And I fornicated with by bitch face, ex wife (GF at the time) the morning after.

could have fucked her twice if you hadn't wasted time on the beer can. the astroturf didn't care.

 

[YellowSnow]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I planted my empty beer can on the 50 yard line of Autzen Stadium, pal!
And I fornicated with by bitch face, ex wife (GF at the time) the morning after.

could have fucked her twice if you hadn't wasted time on the beer can. the astroturf didn't care.

@RaceBannon made me do it.
Also, no Duck fan here has done that a Husky Stadium to the best of my knowledge, so I'll always cherish this special balls in the face moment.

 

[Canadawg]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I love the contradiction of "don't be a dumb meathead trying to fight guys when you could be a dumb meathead chasing girls"

If chasing girls makes one a meathead, sign me up. Sounds like you have other priorities. I can say I am glad I didn't waste of minute of it spending time and energy on this kind of shit.

But look, if you want to be steaming mad of over Oregon's dumb coach making dumb symbolic gestures, go right ahead.

The lady doth protest too much! It's not too late creep get out to the Y and throw some moving screens. You can feel alive yet

 

[LawDawg1]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

sounds like you have no idea what it’s like to be near the tunnel. Probably have old grandmas surrounding the logo midfield in preparation for a loss.

 

[WoolleyDoog]

Gallagher wants his bit back btw.

 

[DoogmanRefund]

49-21 should be sufficient motivation when UW starts playing seasons that count again

Nothing counts anymore. The world actually ended in 2019. It’s like Lost, I think, I stopped watching after 2 or 3 seasons.

 

[MikeSeaver]

Congrats on the recruiting class for Lan Danning
I heard a rumor last year that there were programs out there that did shit for clicks …
Taking a sledgehammer to a helmet and having that video get out is for clicks
If I’m tied to the UW program as a player/coach I’m putting that near the top of the list of things to motivate me over the next 9-12 months

I've always thought the extra shit was super stupid. Smashing helmets, planting flags, hand signals, dancing in the middle of the field. I mean, it's double-digit IQ stuff. It's your amygdala and hypothalamus working and your pre-frontal cortex taking a break. But if dancing on a painted symbol in the middle of a field makes your dick hard, more power to you. I guess.
Perhaps even more stupid, or at least just as stupid, is the indignation over it. See, e.g., Ohio State / Michigan a few days ago. It's a patch of grass guy. Make sure you win the fucking game and it won't happen.
Think back to how nice the T&A you used to get in your teens and 20s was. Sometimes I get lost in the memories. Best fucking times. Imagine being a football player, and that is waiting for you after the game. And instead of running off to take advantage of that fleeting state of affairs, you're all worked up and fighting with some dip shit over his choice of location to dance and plant a flag. It's just super indicative of a person's mental development, or lack thereof.

I recognize that football doesn't draw the highest avg. IQ across sports. But even knowing that, sometimes I am surprised by how dumb a lot of these people really and truly are.

I planted my empty beer can on the 50 yard line of Autzen Stadium, pal!
And I fornicated with my bitch face, ex wife (GF at the time) the morning after.

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[AOG]

Actually I found that helmet smash episode rather offensive. What kind of a coach smashes a helmet? At least Mike Leach had the decency to stick to rhetoric in the locker room. Of course most of the rhetoric was profane, but it's higher class than axing a helmet.