Dan Lanning on the recruiting trail again

Surprised something from this took this long to show up here. This character is about one mistake away from ending up on one of those videos in Wal-Mart with the guy yelling "Dan Lanning is here to meet a 13-year-old boy!"
 
On3 and the bots still can't sway these kids about the brand?
Gotta go pretend to be bff's with 17 year olds like Harbaugh was doing after he lost however many games in a row to Ohio St?
 
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haie said:
On3 and the bots still can't sway these kids about the brand?
Gotta go pretend to be bff's with 17 year olds like Harbaugh was doing after he lost however many games in a row to Ohio St?
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It's pretty amazing if you describe this video stripping just a small amount of context:
A 16 year old boy sits a pool next to girls who look underage. He's dressed in just his underwear. A 40 year old man appears and takes off his shirt and jumps into a pool with the boy in his underwear.
It's even better that the kid's dad said he was unaccompanied on the trip and wasn't supposed to commit recruitment is still open. Feels like at work when things aren't going well and people get desperate so they start doing weird shit to try and get a sale.
 
WoolleyDoog said:
haie said:
On3 and the bots still can't sway these kids about the brand?
Gotta go pretend to be bff's with 17 year olds like Harbaugh was doing after he lost however many games in a row to Ohio St?
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It's pretty amazing if you describe this video stripping just a small amount of context:
A 16 year old boy sits a pool next to girls who look underage. He's dressed in just his underwear. A 40 year old man appears and takes off his shirt and jumps into a pool with the boy in his underwear.
It's even better that the kid's dad said he was unaccompanied on the trip and wasn't supposed to commit recruitment is still open. Feels like at work when things aren't going well and people get desperate so they start doing weird shit to try and get a sale.
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Lanning really is the perfect Oregon coach. Shameless cheese dick.
 
Funny how these poasts only pop up when Oregon lands another 5 star

Who will flip to USC in 3 months.

Your? coach wears a visor. STFU.
 
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dtd said:
Funny how these poasts only pop up when Oregon lands another 5 star

Who will flip to USC in 3 months.

Your? coach wears a visor. STFU.
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Cool your jets, turbo. I've already said numerous times that if I could trade Fisch for Lanning I would do so in a heartbeat. We're just having some malarkey
 
Real smooth brain stuff here, DTD. Repeat after me - "just because something benefits me or is successful doesn't mean I have to enjoy it or defend it." It's okay to be an Oregon fan and think this is some of the stupidest shit that has ever existed. Or maybe you like day drunk grown men jumping in pools with teenage boys in their underwear. Wouldn't surprise me.
 
I need a minute here to process how I can possibly support and accept a coach that wears a visor.
 
If this were Fisch I would think it’s creepy. Because it’s creepy.
 
Joey said:
If this were Fisch I would think it’s creepy. Because it’s creepy.
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I just think it's funny that X quooks are raging that they can't spam scrooge mcduck gifs at SC and UW fans as much as they used to. I understand the game and don't really give a shit beyond some lolz.
Lanning even after a conference trophy can't even come up with the same pitches that guys like Petersen used. Pretty telling. He isn't a smart guy it's all weird TBS energy when all offers are mostly equal in terms of moneyu.
 
haie said:
Joey said:
If this were Fisch I would think it’s creepy. Because it’s creepy.
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I just think it's funny that X quooks are raging that they can't spam scrooge mcduck gifs at SC and UW fans as much as they used to. I understand the game and don't really give a shit beyond some lolz.
Lanning even after a conference trophy can't even come up with the same pitches that guys like Petersen used. Pretty telling. He isn't a smart guy it's all weird TBS energy when all offers are mostly equal in terms of moneyu.
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Has he tried climbing a tree?🤷‍♂️🤔🤔
 
haie said:
Joey said:
If this were Fisch I would think it’s creepy. Because it’s creepy.
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I just think it's funny that X quooks are raging that they can't spam scrooge mcduck gifs at SC and UW fans as much as they used to. I understand the game and don't really give a shit beyond some lolz.
Lanning even after a conference trophy can't even come up with the same pitches that guys like Petersen used. Pretty telling. He isn't a smart guy it's all weird TBS energy when all offers are mostly equal in terms of moneyu.
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Or DTD
 
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