Dan Lanning inks lifetime contract with Oregon

How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.
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I can still remember @Dennis_DeYoung chortling when UO hired meat. I just think other than the Snake head chopper, Oregon seems to luck with hires who aren’t a total disaster (in spite of our mockery). Even Sling got a Natty game before going down hill.
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I've mentioned this kind of thing on the podcast a few times and on the boards and it's right. I'm not sure exactly what it is other than the Pac-12 sucking, but I don't think it's hard to succeed at Oregon at all. I think Miami will prove everyone was right that Crisco was an idiot and not a good coach yet he won a Rose Bowl, went 35-12, and never lost to Washington.

It's so easy, Helfrich likely wins the Pac-12 in 2015 if Vernon Adams' old teammate doesn't cheap shot him.

Washington trying and not being soft could make the job harder though.
 
rumor at clemson was that big dave banged a boosters wife
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I'm hearing he got her tatted on his ribcage

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rumor at clemson was that big dave banged a boosters wife
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I'm hearing he got her tatted on his ribcage

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I cant decide which part of this is drawn worst.
-the demonic glassy eyes
-The left tit sag that makes it look like a hairless nut sack
-the overshaded armpit
-the joker scars on the cheek
-the tiny Texas stencil that seems out of place
-the Pitt titty-fuck
-the fact that his kids are named Caden, Titan, and Kniles

There's honestly more but it is probably one of the most hideous tattoos I've ever seen. That being said, according to the Duck bored, it's an awesome tattoo and more proof of what a cool guy "Danimal" is and I'm disgusting for mocking a cancer survivor
 
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rumor at clemson was that big dave banged a boosters wife
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I'm hearing he got her tatted on his ribcage

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I cant decide which part of this is drawn worst.
-the demonic glassy eyes
-The left tit sag that makes it look like a hairless nut sack
-the overshaded armpit
-the joker scars on the cheek
-the tiny Texas stencil that seems out of place
-the Pitt titty-fuck
-the fact that his kids are named Caden, Titan, and Kniles

There's honestly more but it is probably one of the most hideous tattoos I've ever seen. That being said, according to the Duck bored, it's an awesome tattoo and more proof of what a cool guy "Danimal" is and I'm disgusting for mocking a cancer survivor
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I bet Preston and the loner tailgate duck video guys are all over this. Probably heading over to payday loans to get the down payment to start their own replica.
 
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