Dan Lanning inks lifetime contract with Oregon

How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.

Granted, he’s douchy. And more since he left around these parts. And as I said, he got a lot of cred for that defense with GA last year but the D RUNS THROUGH KIRBY…they ain’t doing too bad now without Lanning…

He does seem past immature. Take coach at ND of about same age, seems a bit more grounded even for their age. Freeman. Only time will tell but this is not starting out too good for the Ducks and it’s embarrassing from whence he came.
 
It's apparently supposed to be his wife but it looks nothing like her.

and then the yellow ribbon? Is that supposed to be the trendy "support the troops(war)" ribbons from like 2003?

I think the ribbon is for her surviving cancer
 
Holy shit this might be funnier than Mike Price passing out in his hotel while the stripper escort that was with him racked up a large room service bill on the Alabama credit card.
 
How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.

Give it tim. It took Willingham four years to get his guys in there and implement a complete cultural change.
 
If I hated my wife I’d get that exact tattoo

I have this vivid scene of him revealing it to her with his stupid grin.

Dan: "What do you think, wifey?"

(10 second pause)

Wifey: "Is that what you think I look like?"

(10 second pause)

Wifey: "Is that what you WANT me to look like?"

(Wifey exits stage left. Dan remains grinning. End scene.)
 
If Husky Stadium doesn’t break out a tramp stamp chant next year just burn it all down.
 
How did this guy not go 0-12 as a head coach? All this screams guy from high school you hope doesn't want to talk to you at the bar when you're home. Holy shit if this doesn't end up in anything but disaster I'm done with cfb.

I can still remember @Dennis_DeYoung chortling when UO hired meat. I just think other than the Snake head chopper, Oregon seems to luck with hires who aren’t a total disaster (in spite of our mockery). Even Sling got a Natty game before going down hill.
 
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